Henry
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Financial planners trying to gauge your retirement by asking when do you want to die
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Financial planners trying to gauge your retirement by asking when do you want to die
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Blue players are always saying stuff like "I would splashed some blue in that"
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Blue players are always saying stuff like "I would splashed some blue in that"
Sick middle school boy graphic tee would be the cookie monster cross section x-ray showing the muscles and skeleton of a hand
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Sick middle school boy graphic tee would be the cookie monster cross section x-ray showing the muscles and skeleton of a hand
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The more I pondered over this harpooneer, the more I abominated the thought of sleeping with him.
January 14, 2026 at 7:47 AM
The more I pondered over this harpooneer, the more I abominated the thought of sleeping with him.
Blood on the tracks son or blonde on blonde daughter
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Blood on the tracks son or blonde on blonde daughter
If you opened a year round Christmas themed restaurant in like McKenney it would do numbers
January 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
If you opened a year round Christmas themed restaurant in like McKenney it would do numbers
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I really enjoy that it's labeled so boringly, so you won't look at your keyring, flipping through, "Wait, what does this one go to?"
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I really enjoy that it's labeled so boringly, so you won't look at your keyring, flipping through, "Wait, what does this one go to?"
Trying to explain death grips and magic the gathering to the guy at the bank
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Trying to explain death grips and magic the gathering to the guy at the bank
I like seeing two busses side by side, it's like they're friends
December 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I like seeing two busses side by side, it's like they're friends
I'm supprised there isn't a cruise line that takes you to everywhere Odysseus went
December 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm supprised there isn't a cruise line that takes you to everywhere Odysseus went
Tom Waits, they don't know I'd do anything for you
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Tom Waits, they don't know I'd do anything for you
I'm supprised there aren't any shitty phonk songs at the planet fitness
December 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm supprised there aren't any shitty phonk songs at the planet fitness
Head Cannon that Charli XCX's crash is about the cronenberg film
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Head Cannon that Charli XCX's crash is about the cronenberg film
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Twin Peaks: Douglas Firs rustling in the wind.
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Twin Peaks: Douglas Firs rustling in the wind.
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Submitting a service now ticket to access the secret lair website
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Submitting a service now ticket to access the secret lair website
These frozen pizzas were REJECTED from our suppliers for having TOO MUCH PEPPERONI !! I'm talking stuffed to the brim with scliced deli meat. and for the low low price of 8.99 , you could be walking home with the finest frozen pizza known to man
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
These frozen pizzas were REJECTED from our suppliers for having TOO MUCH PEPPERONI !! I'm talking stuffed to the brim with scliced deli meat. and for the low low price of 8.99 , you could be walking home with the finest frozen pizza known to man
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Twin Peaks: Shelly pointing her gun, aiming at Leo, off camera.
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Twin Peaks: Shelly pointing her gun, aiming at Leo, off camera.
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Blood Meridian the movie staring Walter Goggins as Judge Holden, Pedro Pascal as Glanton, and Jacob Elordi as the kid
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Blood Meridian the movie staring Walter Goggins as Judge Holden, Pedro Pascal as Glanton, and Jacob Elordi as the kid
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
I like cryptid hunting shows because they all have such an active imagination
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I like cryptid hunting shows because they all have such an active imagination