Why is the parking lot of every Trader Joes so chaotic? What are they selling in there, cancer-curing magic beans?

😂 But he’s the only one with human hands!

How do we know that’s not just the Swedish Chef wearing gloves?

Does Gonzo have 5 fingers?

And then they go find a Mayan city of gold in the well-known ancient Mayan homeland of (checks notes) South Dakota. History is easy!

Ten-Forward Bar Civilian.

Yeah, I'm not sure what would kill me first: the repair work of Chief Engineer Mikey or the ministrations of Dr. Raph.

I kind of had to get the orange one. It’s the color of the 1970s-80s future I thought I signed up for.

I see two Tommy Wiseaus. One with sunglasses and one without. I guess it makes sense; he's probably famous on his home planet by now, so the human suit he bought from Space Temu is a hot seller and all his fellow aliens buy one when the visit Earth.

Ah, but the gif I posted is from Superman: The Movie, the actual best Superman movie ever. I mean, the whole "giving up your powers because the hologram of your dead space mom/space dad told you to" thing makes Superman look like a fool who will do whatever someone tells him to. Like Forrest Gump.

Rick Berman played that track over and over and over and over

Programmable matter?

Give 'em a manual pencil sharpener and they'd probably react like you'd asked them to make a fire by rubbing two sticks together.

If you see this post a Horror Movie.