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Turmut Hoer
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Now zum deloights in 'aymakin' an' zum they vancies mow-w-w-win', but of all the jobs as Oi loik best gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'
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Having no Polish skills I have bought this chocolate bar on spec.

What's the filling? Cream cheese and chive? Gloss emulsion paint Typewriter correcting fluid?
A chocolate bar, still in its wrapper, on a kitchen counter. The brand is E. Wedel. It's a Pawełek Śmietanka. No idea what the filling is, but it shows as white and viscous on the wrapper.
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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A movie that takes place where you're from.
"Worsely House" near "Manchester" in the film 28 Days Later. Actually Trafalgar House in Standynch Park near Downton, Wiltshire.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I like it
Freedom of Speech - a painting by Norman Rockwell. A dreary looking beige guy is standing up in a among a seated crowd with his mouth flapping. I feel he is at the Q & A session after a lecture. I bet he has more of a statement than a question
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Do you remember this beauty from the Old Place?
Screenshot from an old tweet on Twitter from @nialltg Text: "dog shelter: don't buy puppies, consider adoption instead also dog shelters: this is pissfingers. she is 19 years old and can't live in a home with children, books or electricity. pissfingers is nervous around hair and needs 400 acres of land and an orchard of extinct fruits."
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Snooker? Indian!
Actor, comedian, and presenter Sanjeev Bhaskar in the comedy TV series Goodness Gracious Me. He is performing as a father figure character referred to as Mr "Everything Comes From India". He is explaining that something is Indian, actually.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The cover of the album "Reign in Blood" by Slayer. It is a hellscape in a sour and murky palette.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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The cover of "The Spirit of Radio: Greatest Hits 1974 - 1987" by the band Rush. Most of the image is an old style wooden domestic radio set. There is fretwork over the speaker grille depicting the Starman from their 1976 album "2112" and the Dalmatian from 1983's "Signals" is peeking from behind it. Sincerely, I don't think I am ever going to have sex again.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Happy Monster says 'Hi!'
The road marking for an EV parking space viewed rotated 180 degrees from the correct orientation. From this angle the cable and plug look like a raised hand and arm above the head, the rest of the car being the head. Author's feet just at the bottom of the image.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Age yourself with gaming.
The computer game Manic Miner on a Dragon 32.
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Meme image. 2018 brawl in the Japanese House of Councillors (upper house) of the National Diet of Japan. Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman Shinichi Yokoyama reaches for the microphone, his colleagues attempt to wrestle him away from it. it is captioned:- would.
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Actor Ewan McGregor as the character Mark Renton in the film Trainspotting (1996 dir. Danny Boyle). Mark is sallow and sweating.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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"Au revoir...

Nice to see you."
Gordon Jackson as MacDonald in the film The Great Escape (1963 dir. John Sturges). He is an escaping British PoW in civilian clothes. In the film he is giving himself away by replying in English to a Gestapo officer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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I've been searching all over for someone like you!
The author in front of the station platform sign for Worsted, Norfolk UK. Partly obscured by a potted palm tree. The author in front of the station platform sign for Penrhyndeudraeth, Gwynedd Wales, UK. The author in front of the station platform sign for Dunfermline City/Cathair Dhùn Phàrlain, Fife Scotland UK The author in front of the station platform sign for Mudchute, Tower Hamlets, London UK.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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There is a rival
A still from YouTube, playing minimised. A ship is in the mid-foreground, behind it is the column of a nuclear bomb test. A commenter has said. B5 Miss
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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It's giving "Grauniad ⭐⭐ review" levels of cope.
A poster for the film Legend (2015 dir. Brian Helgeland) starring Tom Hardy as both of the Kray twins. They are looking moody against a backdrop of four star reviews. The Guardian newspaper's two star review is between their heads, as if their heads were obscuring the leftmost and rightmost star out of four.
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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No, your orange cat sounds like an AEC 220 diesel engine on a cold morning.
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
TARS from the film Interstellar (2014 dir. Christopher Nolan. TARS is a robot in a snowy landscape next to a downed spaceship. TARS has a distinctive rectangular form factor with pivoting sections and a bare metal finish. It looks like the lovechild of a vending machine and a desktop fiddle toy.
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Road sign for Wilsford cum Lake near Amesbury, Wiltshire UK
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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tfw when you wear glasses with heavy dark frames.

I would get a NOT A PERVERT GLASSES GUY tee printed, but I gather that sort of thing poses more questions than it answers.
Glum looking me - old, dark hair, fivehead - in heavy framed glasses in front of the station sign for Edith.
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
A photograph of me, earlier this year. Man, old, dark hair, glasses, fivehead, yellow shirt with dark horizontal stripes. I *think* the facial expression is supposed to be a smile...
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
The cast of the film Time Bandits (1981 dir. Terry Gilliam) Cast: David Rappaport as Randall Kenny Baker as Fidgit Malcolm Dixon as Strutter Mike Edmonds as Og Jack Purvis as Wally Tiny Ross as Vermin They are six cheerful looking adult humans with dwarfism. Their garb is anachronistic, spanning many time periods. They hold a map tat does not belong to them.
October 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Seriously the tram extension works continued quite long into the night. Very threatening.
Working folk in hi viz vests working on the West Midlands Metro to extend it to Curzon Street and beyond.
October 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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SILENCE IN POLISH!
The side of the cab of a steam locomotive. Below its number is a red and white chequer design, to commemorate the Polish airmen who fought in the Battle of Britain.
October 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Actually, the problems extend beyond the typesetting:
DVLA vehicle search screen grab for "R1 PBE" - that licence plate number does not exist.
October 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Seeing as @yakhunt.net got some ribbing about the sausage/mash ratio in a photo of his dinner, thought I'd stick my neck out. Forgetting that I drown it in gravy to the extent that the mash is obscured. (Also steamed my lens up.)
Three-off sausages, peas, there's some mash under the snorkers honest! Coated with glossy gravy.
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM