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Turmut Hoer

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Now zum deloights in 'aymakin' an' zum they vancies mow-w-w-win', but of all the jobs as Oi loik best gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'

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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · Dec 3

Little known: Gilbert & Sullivan reviewed baked goods in southwest Cornwall. They found the following prices:

Newlyn: steak & kidney thruppence, chicken tuppence ha'penny
Mousehole: both 3d
Paul: s&k 2½d, chicken 2d
Gulval: both 2½d
Heamoor: s&k 2d, chicken 3d

Those were the pie rates of Penzance.

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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 2h

Concurrently, or in sequence?

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 2h

C'mon, this is no Sir Beers Korma.

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Laurie Agard @laurieagard.com · May 31

Have a good Saturday everyone #BlueSkyArtShow #underneath
#EastCoastKin #photography

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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 2h

Koo!

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 2h

Cha Cha Slide y/n?

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 2h

[attempted Superman joke added to the scrap pile]

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 3h

Clark is being impugned here.

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 4h

What did your most recent known ancestors do for a job? I may have tidings for you.

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 4h

[dUg Pinnick sings] Doggerla-a-a-a-a-nd

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 4h

Robbie Williams needs to dig another cellar now. He's crying. Cheers mate.

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 4h

The dug is not drookit. That is easily fixed.

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 5h

Seriously the tram extension works continued quite long into the night. Very threatening.

Working folk in hi viz vests working on the West Midlands Metro to extend it to Curzon Street and beyond.

Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 5h

Predator 1996: only Jarvis Cocker can stop him. If Cocker fails, some crusties will chuck iced water on the deputy PM two years later.

Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 10h

Predator 1992

ITV have marketed the Gladiators as the greatest warriors on Earth.

Out in space, something has believed them.

Will Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 12h

Predator: 1942

History remembers Stalingrad as the bitterest battle of World War 2 but the reality is far stranger. Rather than fighting each other the Nazis and Soviets are forced to work together to stop the Predator escaping the city and wrecking havoc across Eastern Europe.

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Hughster @hughster.bsky.social · 15h

The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point

Jess Gill
@jessgillO3

I've never had curry or a kabab and don't intend to.
British food is the best. English breakfasts, Sunday roasts, fish and chips, pies, pasties, scones.
Also, our national dish isn't a chicken tikka masala we only think that because a Labour MP said it decades ago to push multiculturalism.
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 5h

I love Kludgee Oregon.

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Jarrett Walker @humantransit.bsky.social · 20h

For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.

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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social · 6h

All I'm loving at the moment is parents of my vintage (c/n black and white TV, brown wallpaper) having their kids completely ignore their parents' opinions. Just allow kids to be cosmopolitan.