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“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
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juux @juux.com · Jan 22
Roy Orbison’s dad was a sphere
“The ants are back, Ted”
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 AM
It’s all happening, peeps. 2026 will be MY year 🚀
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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It’s the 6 year anniversary of psycho cat really living up to her name.
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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oh no apple music no no no
January 10, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I have just heard the new Morrissey single
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his mouth open .
Alt: Dec is not amused
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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oh fuck it, free to read www.patreon.com/posts/alrigh...
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Goodnight, sweet prince
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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Check this Fucking Cool Falcon

#FCF
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Explaining that it was normal in school to have a piece of chalk or a duster launched at your head if you weren’t paying attention/mucking about

And then having to explain why a teacher might have those things to hand
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
David’s birthday?
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Edinburgh has this gem:
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Listen, if Tesco can defeat Denmark, I don't think they stand much of a chance against the US

Good luck, Legofuckers
January 8, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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A buttress is a female butt
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 AM
When you do a good journalism
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
No new pictures where are you mentally
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Mark your diaries, people. We eatin’ ass next week
Feast of the Ass - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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I don’t know if you’ve heard, but we have the best parties in Glasgow.
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter.

Featuring illustrations by Grok, because “pixels 🟰 zero harm” apparently. www.ft.com/content/ad94...
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I’ve just issued a joint statement on Greenland

I’d give it five minutes if I were you
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I don't know which one of you cunts recommended The Holdovers, but thanks. Great watch.
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM