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juux @juux.com · Jan 22

Roy Orbison’s dad was a sphere

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juux @juux.com · 49m

Fury, Gaffney, and Best? Be some wake this.

Also, your dark suit in the dry cleaners Tyson, yeah?

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Photo of Tyson Fury in a brightly coloured jacket, black tie and shirt.

Heavyweight stalwart Tyson Fury is among the early guests arriving at Manchester Cathedral, where the service will begin in about 50 minutes.
Fury has spoken previously about how Hatton helped him with his own mental health struggles.
The former champion was seen speaking to actor Tamer Hassan, who arrived earlier alongside Dean Gaffney and Callum Best.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 3h

Friday.

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juux @juux.com · 1h

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James @Jmes_80
What fucking weirdo sets fireworks off early October? Dogs shit itself and knocked the Christmas tree over.

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juux @juux.com · 15h

What if, and hear me out here, cinnamon and ginger soft drinks AND Christmas beer? 🤔

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juux @juux.com · 15h

❤️ the Viz

WHEN people talk about David Beckham, they always say that he's a brilliant footballer but thick as two short planks.
You never hear anyone saying that Stephen Hawking is a genius, but shite at football, do you? As usual it's one rule for England captains and another for theoretical quantum physicists.
Nick Jones
Sheffield

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juux @juux.com · 15h

You knows it

All that is left

The tragedy of an empty footlong Subway wrapper sitting on a bus seat

juux @juux.com · 15h

On a pw home

a man wearing a black and white jacket with a skull on it giving two thumbs up

Alt: Guy says YASSSSS

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juux @juux.com · 16h

I’m on the bus home after a Subway, and I’m not even that drunk! #winning

a young boy in a white tank top and red shorts is pointing at something .

Alt: a young boy in a white tank top and red shorts is dancing

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juux @juux.com · 21h

omg part deux

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juux @juux.com · 22h

I have rarely been as dissapointed

juux @juux.com · 22h

omg

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juux @juux.com · 1d

Brightest
Best
“Young”

It really is incredible

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juux @juux.com · 1d

Imagine Zack Polanski got elected as PM and everyone’s tits DID start getting bigger

What then, Men of the West?

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juux @juux.com · 1d

*50

juux @juux.com · 1d

“You want water? CLEAN water?!? Fucking lmao. You’re going to have to pay for that, you thirsty fucking bitches”

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juux @juux.com · 1d

Oh look, the new ambassador from *that country* is a wingnut. What a surprise.

juux @juux.com · 1d

“Young”

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juux @juux.com · 1d

See your boyfriend has a festival now

juux @juux.com · 1d

All my ape-based hopes and dreams, gone

juux @juux.com · 1d

They made Babybel smaller

a purple octopus with a man 's face on it is flying through the air with the words this is an outrage below it

Alt: a purple octopus with a man 's face on it is flying through the air with the words this is an outrage below it

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juux @juux.com · 1d

Proper swansmen

juux @juux.com · 2d

I am once again asking Britain to be less racist

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juux @juux.com · 2d

You tease

juux @juux.com · 2d

I am a slag for rally slags like that, it is true

juux @juux.com · 2d

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