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Not great, not terrible.

“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
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Found this when tidying the loft. Forgot I had it. Can’t recall actually reading it though. I will correct that.
FRED by David Hall. The definitive biography of Fred Dibnah. The cover features a smiling Fred in is blue overalls, flatcap on obvs, and a steam train composited in the background
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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“The ants are back, Ted”
A bad man looks out of a window
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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It’s all happening, peeps. 2026 will be MY year 🚀
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January 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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“Pass me that Compact Cassette™ would you?”
Compact Cassette logo off of the 1970s
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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Goodnight, sweet prince
My Christmas tree leaning on bins outside my house, awaiting collection by the commune. It’s dark and it’s snowing lightly, a large streak on the image caused by a falling snowflake
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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David’s birthday?
Tiffany Pollard thinking David’s dead on CBB all those years ago
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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When you do a good journalism
Screenshot crop from CNN Business ‘A senior administration official, speaking under condition of anonymity, told CNN that the oil has already been produced and put in barrels. The majority of it is currently on boats and will now go to US facilities in the Gulf to be refined.’
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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No new pictures where are you mentally
Matt Hancock being weird
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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This is glorious

"You fucked me over before, but since my bigotry is matched only by my gullibility, here, have some more of my money"
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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We continue
Me attempting to learn Ableton in my kitchen
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Football transfer style announcement for Nicolas Maduro moving from Venezuela to USA for 300 million (barrels)
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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This prick tho
The chocolatier on a box of Lindt. He’s theatrically drizzling melted chocolate from an ornate golden whisk onto a big ball of chocolate. He’s got a smug ‘ooh I can make chocolate!’ look about him
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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Beach scene. A rear view of a large woman sitting on a tiny fold-up stool. Underneath there is a labrador lying on the sand in the shade The text reads “FOR 2026, I WISH YOU THE STRENGTH OF THE STOOL AND THE COURAGE OF THE DOG.”
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Soup is about to happen
A big pot of celery and leek sweating down
January 1, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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First day of 2024 vs last day of 2025
That massive pink bunny on an Italian mountain, looking resplendent That massive pink bunny on an Italian mountain a few years later, all rotten and looking completely fucked
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Three pane meme from the Jedi Council scene in ‘The Phantom Menace’ Top pane has the Jedi lad with the conehead (nobody actually knows his name. Nando Gunt or something, probably) saying to Anakin “Your thoughts dwell on your mother?” Middle pane is Anakin saying “My thoughts dwell on your mother” Bottom pane is Mace Windu (sitting on Jimmy Savile’s chair from Jim’ll Fix It) and Yoda (curling one out on his commode) both saying “ooooooh”
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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all my apes gone

Four years!
Tweet from toddkramer.eth @toddkramer1 I been hacked. all my apes gone. this just sold please help me 2:10 AM • Dec 30, 2021
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Colin Hunt from The Fast Show A zanily-dressed man grimaces and holds his fingers above his head like horns. He is a twat.
December 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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10/10 brand slogan
Department store display SEDUCTIVE the luxurious style of pants
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Bringing Elton John bang up to date
A USB accessory called a ‘Tiny Mouse Jiggler’
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Dear Chocolate Coin Makers,

Sort your shit out
Some chocolate coins. The €2 is smaller than the €1 for some reason.
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Måns on a festive Ruinart tip
Two glasses filled with champagne on my kitchen worktop
December 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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It’s that absolute shagger, Pingu
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Got the xmas tunes on
boards of canada music has the right to children
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM