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juux @juux.com · Jan 22

Roy Orbison’s dad was a sphere

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juux @juux.com · 5h

All my ape-based hopes and dreams, gone

juux @juux.com · 8h

They made Babybel smaller

a purple octopus with a man 's face on it is flying through the air with the words this is an outrage below it

Alt: a purple octopus with a man 's face on it is flying through the air with the words this is an outrage below it

media.tenor.com

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juux @juux.com · 9h

Proper swansmen

juux @juux.com · 15h

I am once again asking Britain to be less racist

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juux @juux.com · 20h

You tease

juux @juux.com · 20h

I am a slag for rally slags like that, it is true

juux @juux.com · 20h

😍😍😍

juux @juux.com · 21h

Keith Floyd might have played Minecraft

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Tim Smith-Laing @timsmith-laing.com · 1d

Courtesy of @thefence.bsky.social I discover that David Mellor has an absolutely incredible house and absolutely execrable taste. Apparently this is decorated in the manner of John Soane. Yeah. Sure.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Check out this 4 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove

4 bedroom detached house for sale in St Katharine By The Tower, London, E1W for £15,000,000. Marketed by Carter Jonas, Mayfair

www.rightmove.co.uk

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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 2d

Gavin has shown himself unfit to be President. This is why we should let our current President take a third term, despite his age. Who cares what the constitution says.

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juux @juux.com · 1d

Mussels out of a jar
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
Pepperami (hot)

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

juux @juux.com · 1d

@mrbiffo.bsky.social can attest

juux @juux.com · 1d

Funnily enough, the guy in the video hadn’t either. He just got the script by email and winged it. It made the whole thing even better.

As soon as I saw voujon though it immediately reminded me of it.

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juux @juux.com · 1d

Voujon? Voujon John?

GOUJON JOHN

YouTube video by Digitiser

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juux @juux.com · 1d

Wank dampers

juux @juux.com · 2d

You got the message, calm your tits

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Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 2d

A Birtley bamber. A proper British delicacy. Feed a family for a week on this. Tomatoes, onions, and grapes, on a stottie plumper. This is what the woke brigade want to take from us!

Messi's pizza with sliced tomatoes, onions, olives.

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juux @juux.com · 2d

An increasing amount of which are garbage from shitcunts

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juux @juux.com · 2d

Ain’t catching me out, Mr Gates

juux @juux.com · 2d

Something wrong with good old British Goulash, eh? Why do you hate your country? 🇬🇧

juux @juux.com · 2d

found ut bfs air base on skycards

juux @juux.com · 2d

I have Badenoch (had enough) chocolate pictures thanks

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juux @juux.com · 2d

We are but simple, dumb creatures

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juux @juux.com · 2d

“Following an upgrade over the summer, you will need to re-register with the platform. Your previous account and all communication in it can no longer be accessed. Any funds deposited can be refunded by calling us after sending three forms of identification”

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Sophie E. Hill @sophieehill.bsky.social · 2d

A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou

(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)

🧵

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