@5kylar.bsky.social
a duchess of deception, and a mistress of murder
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I’m gonna need people who aren’t Eartha Kitt to stop singing Santa Baby
December 27, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I’m gonna need people who aren’t Eartha Kitt to stop singing Santa Baby
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Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
December 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
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Luigi on Ziwe when??????
December 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Luigi on Ziwe when??????
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The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
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so, they caught the guy who kicked you in the nuts on national tv. but everyone thinks he was right to do it. and hot
December 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
so, they caught the guy who kicked you in the nuts on national tv. but everyone thinks he was right to do it. and hot
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Orson Welles would have loved the fake New Jersey drone panic
December 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Orson Welles would have loved the fake New Jersey drone panic
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I want a girl with a short skirt and long covid
December 15, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I want a girl with a short skirt and long covid
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“[Luigi Mangione] killed a man with a family, with kids. I have real condolences for the healthcare CEO. This is a real person…But sometimes drug dealers get shot.”
— Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination
— Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination
December 16, 2024 at 12:13 AM
“[Luigi Mangione] killed a man with a family, with kids. I have real condolences for the healthcare CEO. This is a real person…But sometimes drug dealers get shot.”
— Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination
— Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination
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scarfing down four big slices of cheese right before bed to summon my dream lover, Ronaldo
December 14, 2024 at 5:55 AM
scarfing down four big slices of cheese right before bed to summon my dream lover, Ronaldo
Lily Allen was pretty insane for "I want lots of diamonds, I hope people die while trying to find them" sis what was that
December 13, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Lily Allen was pretty insane for "I want lots of diamonds, I hope people die while trying to find them" sis what was that
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i like that birdo started as a character that existed in mario's dreams and then kept showing up. imagine waking up from a dream of a lady with a cannon mouth spitting eggs at you and you go outside to play tennis and that lady from your dreams manifested into reality to keep spitting eggs at you
December 13, 2024 at 9:35 PM
i like that birdo started as a character that existed in mario's dreams and then kept showing up. imagine waking up from a dream of a lady with a cannon mouth spitting eggs at you and you go outside to play tennis and that lady from your dreams manifested into reality to keep spitting eggs at you
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Chappell Roan has been crowned Billboard’s top new artist of 2024.
December 13, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Chappell Roan has been crowned Billboard’s top new artist of 2024.
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meet my son, sonic the hedgehog
December 9, 2024 at 7:23 PM
meet my son, sonic the hedgehog
If only Luigi Mangione thought of watching a drag queen eyebrow blocking tutorial...
December 10, 2024 at 1:25 AM
If only Luigi Mangione thought of watching a drag queen eyebrow blocking tutorial...
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ALERT. MASS HEARTBREAK EVENT IN PROGRESS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
November 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
ALERT. MASS HEARTBREAK EVENT IN PROGRESS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Listening to Mr. Blue Sky and holding space for the lyrics
November 24, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Listening to Mr. Blue Sky and holding space for the lyrics
Guess who's jealous of Bluesky...?
November 15, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Guess who's jealous of Bluesky...?