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Former Professional Poker Player. Former member of PLP, OSPIRG, and political canvasser for CLEC. Anti-Zionist self-hating American Jew. I voted for Barry Commoner for president in 1980. What he ran on is just as true today.
And don't call him Shirley
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
And don't call him Shirley
The Breakfast of Champions. A real Alpha meal.
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The Breakfast of Champions. A real Alpha meal.
The only thing I'm sure of about 2026 is that the number of the year has changed from 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The only thing I'm sure of about 2026 is that the number of the year has changed from 2025.
2026. Replace "television" with "social media."
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
2026. Replace "television" with "social media."
I'm tired of reading memes about liberty, democracy, and freedom. I'll stick to Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson, and the United States Constitution.
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm tired of reading memes about liberty, democracy, and freedom. I'll stick to Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson, and the United States Constitution.
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
DR OZ: By buying my fake and expensive "nutritional" supplements.
We might “end up running into the flu” less often if government officials didn’t keep telling millions of viewers not to bother getting a flu shot.
Dr. Oz on the "super flu": "Every year there's a flu vaccine. It doesn't always work very well. That's why it's been controversial of late. But like many illnesses, the best news out there is if you can take care of yourself so that when you do end up running into the flu, you can overwhelm it."
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
DR OZ: By buying my fake and expensive "nutritional" supplements.
Something something Quiet Piggy something
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Something something Quiet Piggy something
You want Dub?
Lee "Scratch" Perry, owner and operator of Black Ark.
Lee "Scratch" Perry, owner and operator of Black Ark.
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You want Dub?
Lee "Scratch" Perry, owner and operator of Black Ark.
Lee "Scratch" Perry, owner and operator of Black Ark.
If you love Christmas songs you'll hate this. If you hate Christmas songs you'll hate this.
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December 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If you love Christmas songs you'll hate this. If you hate Christmas songs you'll hate this.
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If only Thomas Jefferson had written a meme so elegant.
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If only Thomas Jefferson had written a meme so elegant.
Sen. Ron Johnson continues, "But they are black, so they'll get better at it. We must end welfare and entitlement programs to prevent non-whites from abusing the system. Let's leave that for the billionaires."
Sen. Ron Johnson: "Remember -- Somalis have only been here a few years. They are literally amateurs in terms of exploiting our vast welfare system."
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sen. Ron Johnson continues, "But they are black, so they'll get better at it. We must end welfare and entitlement programs to prevent non-whites from abusing the system. Let's leave that for the billionaires."
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Ladies and gentlemen, the head of DOJ’s Civil Rights Division
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the head of DOJ’s Civil Rights Division
They like to blame those who need SNAP, Medicaid, and disability benefits of defrauding the system. How about tens of billions of dollars in Illinois?
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Hundreds of public employees investigated by the state of Illinois improperly took millions in PPP loans
Without naming individuals, the report listed more than 100 state employees who received more than $2.8 million in PPP loans.
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December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They like to blame those who need SNAP, Medicaid, and disability benefits of defrauding the system. How about tens of billions of dollars in Illinois?
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/29/p...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/29/p...
You don't get a Nobel for achieving nothing. You get the Zen Peace of Mind prize for that.
Trump ranting to Netanyahu on a hot mic: "Do I get credit for it? No. They gave the Nob-- I did 8 of them. How about India and Pakistan? So I did 8 of them. And then I'll tell you the rest of it."
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You don't get a Nobel for achieving nothing. You get the Zen Peace of Mind prize for that.
Remember, Trump sees his every failure as a success. At least that's how he spins it. From bankrupt casinos to Trump University he's a failure at business.
So, when he says Putin wants Ukraine to succeed, he means Putin wants Ukraine folded into Russia and the USSR II.
So, when he says Putin wants Ukraine to succeed, he means Putin wants Ukraine folded into Russia and the USSR II.
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Remember, Trump sees his every failure as a success. At least that's how he spins it. From bankrupt casinos to Trump University he's a failure at business.
So, when he says Putin wants Ukraine to succeed, he means Putin wants Ukraine folded into Russia and the USSR II.
So, when he says Putin wants Ukraine to succeed, he means Putin wants Ukraine folded into Russia and the USSR II.
The immigration system is broken if it takes 30 years to get a green card. The legal system is broken when an immigrant can be detained at their mandatory immigration appointments.
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The immigration system is broken if it takes 30 years to get a green card. The legal system is broken when an immigrant can be detained at their mandatory immigration appointments.
I'm reminded of an old joke...
December 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm reminded of an old joke...
Ukraine should reject this offer. Even Europe has no guarantee the United States will respect Article Five, or even remain in NATO.
December 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ukraine should reject this offer. Even Europe has no guarantee the United States will respect Article Five, or even remain in NATO.
There isn't really a "court of popular opinion." That's not a court, it's a bunch of suckers who fall for propaganda.
By amplifying this post calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist,” the Trump administration just violated the court order that they reference.
December 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There isn't really a "court of popular opinion." That's not a court, it's a bunch of suckers who fall for propaganda.
Did you know that bloating, vomiting, diabetes, weight gain, emotional extremes caused by hormonal imbalance and incredible pain were "heavenly?"
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Did you know that bloating, vomiting, diabetes, weight gain, emotional extremes caused by hormonal imbalance and incredible pain were "heavenly?"
They're not targeting Christians alone. Anyone who doesn't subscribe to their violent form of Islam is targeted. President Derp couldn't sell steaks, let alone this lie.
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December 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
They're not targeting Christians alone. Anyone who doesn't subscribe to their violent form of Islam is targeted. President Derp couldn't sell steaks, let alone this lie.
www.samsung-news.com/articles/HGT...
www.samsung-news.com/articles/HGT...
This is an accurate summation.
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December 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is an accurate summation.
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Duh. You would have to not be in your right mind to drink diet soda. It tastes like shit.
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Duh. You would have to not be in your right mind to drink diet soda. It tastes like shit.