Marcel S. Pawlowski
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Astrophysicist studying cosmic choreographies of dwarf galaxies. Junior Research Group Leader at AIP, Street Photographer (he/him) Autor des Buchs „Von tanzenden Galaxien, Dunkler Materie, und anderen kosmischen Rätseln“ Potsdam, Germany
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Es ist soweit: heute erscheint mein Sachbuch "Von Tanzenden Galaxien, Dunkler Materie und anderen kosmischen Rätseln" ISBN: 978-3-95972-788-4

Auf 304 Seiten schreibe ich über Astronomie, Galaxien, und wie Astrophysiker*innen Herausforderungen des Dunkle-Materie-Modells begegnen. 🔭🧪
Titelblatt des Astronmie-Sachbuchs Buchs "Von tanzenden Galaxien, Dunkler Materie, und anderen kosmischen Rätseln", von Marcel S. Pawlowski. Es zeigt den Titel sowie als Hintergrundbild eine Aufnahme der interagierenden Kaulquappen-Galaxie mit einem langen Gezeitenarm.
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Congratulations to John Clarke, Michel Devoret and John Martinis for winning the Nobel Price in Physics … for Johns.

By my count from last year, this should now make it 12 men named John who were awarded the Nobel, versus a total of five women (of any name). 🧪
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Congratulations, the Nobel Prize in Physics 🧪 has now been awarded to twice as many guys named John than women.

(One John even got it two times.)
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And we’re stuck on the tarmac in Berlin “for at least an hour” in a fully boarded flight because some oil-related maintenance light came on.
a close up of a car dashboard with a red triangle on the bottom right
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Heading to Cordoba in Spain for IAU Symposium 403 ‘The Hidden Beauty of the Galactic Outskirts’, and from there to Chiang Mai in Thailand to give a lecture on dwarf galaxies and small-scale problems for the German-Thai ‘WE-Heraeus & NARIT Cosmology School 2025 – Galaxies and Beyond’. 🔭☄️
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Wasn’t the best or least stressful start, but people were super helpful and supportive, and the university admin went out of their way to process my moving expenses as quickly as possible, so at least I had some money to find and set up a place to live.
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Facebook reminded me that exactly 12 years ago there was another government shutdown in the U.S.

I had arrived for my first postdoc just before, applied for a SSN, but the shutdown delayed getting assigned one. Which meant that I couldn’t be paid my salary until 2 months after my international move
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🕶️ Dunkle Materie & Zwerggalaxien: Im neuen Video der virtuellen #BabelsbergerSternenächte beantwortet @8minutesold.bsky.social vom AIP wieder Fragen zu spannenden Themen. Jetzt reinschauen! youtu.be/TZLht8_YkGU
Unsichtbare Galaxien • Rätsel der Dunklen Materie | Marcel Pawlowski
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Just returned from a meeting last week, and already had to get up early for the next trip. To Brussels this time, for a workshop on “Knowledge Transfer for Policy Making” at the @leibniz-gemeinschaft.de and European Parliament.
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They place the pocket over where the heart is, so …
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This all makes so much more sense if you interpret the “PhD level experts” as referring to the numerous (mostly conservative/liberal) German politicians who have lost their degrees after it turned out that they heavily plagiarized in their dissertations.
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OpenAI releases the newest version of the AI model that powers its popular ChatGPT chatbot, with CEO Sam Altman promoting it as like having a “team of Ph.D. level experts in your pocket.”
OpenAI releases GPT-5, calling it a ‘team of Ph.D. level experts in your pocket’
OpenAI says its latest version of the popular AI model is better at coding, more accurate and less deceptive than previous versions.
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I read that as "even if poultry" first. 😂
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Nice end-of-semester surprise: someone from the Potsdam Graduate School appeared in my team meeting to give me a special recognition in their SUPERvisor Award.

Feels like enough of a reward to work with this amazing team, but I take any excuse to celebrate these great people with great coffee. 😉
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LLMs like ChatGPT, GoogleAI, etc are to learning what wrist magnets are to good health and vibrating belts are to weight loss.
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It's never aliens? Stick with me & it'll ALWAYS BE ALIENS

That's bc I'm announcing RIGHT NOW that my book FIRST CONTACT: The Story of Our Obsession with Aliens, is coming out on September 30! 👽👾🛸🚀🔭📖

Preorder here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/becky...
First Contact
A narrative and visual exploration of humanity’s age-old search for and fixation with extraterrestrials.First Contact explores the ancient idea—a...
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Oh, yeah, I used that to translate the message. It said: “Donuts at the door, greetings courier!”

I was disappointed to not find any donuts whatsoever.
homer simpson is holding a plate with a donut on it and says i want a donut .
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Heute wurde am AIP im Rahmen des #PrideMonth die #vielfalt gefeiert! 🏳️‍🌈✨ Mit einen Rainbow-Food-Contest, einem Büchertausch und einem inspirierenden Talk über LGBT+ Inklusivität in der Wissenschaft wurde der #Pride Day zelebriert. 💬📚🧁
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Turns out the package was simply left at the door. I even got a text message from the courier, but that was in Polish which (despite my last name) I don’t speak. 😅
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I'm being informed that a package for me was delivered to my neighbor "Drzwi3p" ... 🤷‍♂️
Screenshot of delivery message according to which my package was anded over to a neighbor named "Drzwi3p".
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The German Leibniz Information Centre for Science and Technology (TIB) has created an archive of the arXiv, to prepare for a possible loss of millions of articles at the whim of US politics. Crazy that it feels that this is necessary. 🧪🔭

More information in English here: blog.tib.eu/2025/05/14/p...
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Perfect opportunity to juggle with colleagues: decline each request and suggest the lead authors of the three respective other manuscripts as alternative referees. They all just submitted a paper, so they should have time on their hands now to review something.
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You know what, maybe we should see this as an opportunity to turn things around and go on the offensive!

Here's a quick AI-written new theory on how bridges work. Has a lot of sciency-words and such, so sounds legit.
AI-generated crackpot theory of how bridges work. AI-generated crackpot theory of how bridges work.
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I know, right? Though it does nicely encapsulate what some people seem to do then coming up with their own "theories", so I might adopt the term for those.
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Oh damn, you’re right. Guess I have to counter that by setting up up an AI tool to make me (not) responding to them more efficient, too.

As someone on here said a while back: LLMs are essentially mansplaining as a service.