Glaxton T. GuitarWolf
@8stringandsushi.bsky.social
Wolf. Watch aficionado. Costco Executive Member married to an 🦅 who is also a Costco Executive Member
…the raft also being a monkey.
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
…the raft also being a monkey.
Bludgeoned to death on day one.
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Bludgeoned to death on day one.
I immediately recognized that. But for half a millisecond shot was wild.
But yeah fuck that lil guy.
But yeah fuck that lil guy.
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I immediately recognized that. But for half a millisecond shot was wild.
But yeah fuck that lil guy.
But yeah fuck that lil guy.
I need to slow down when reading cause shit about got gangster
a woman in a black tank top is sitting in front of a blue background .
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media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I need to slow down when reading cause shit about got gangster
What kind are we talking?
a man is cooking crabs on a cart with a sign that says loco on it
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media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
What kind are we talking?
Well as long as you’re having fun.
January 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Well as long as you’re having fun.
I was just in Dallas for work, and it’s basically four Orlandos stacked vertically and compressed.
a man and a woman are laughing and the man is saying kill me kill me now .
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media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I was just in Dallas for work, and it’s basically four Orlandos stacked vertically and compressed.
Texas is just god awful
January 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Texas is just god awful
Texas: “…what if we pay you to move in?”
Me: <fights Texas>
Me: <fights Texas>
January 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Texas: “…what if we pay you to move in?”
Me: <fights Texas>
Me: <fights Texas>
Depending on snack selection we’ll be there.
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Depending on snack selection we’ll be there.
Jeanine Pirro found it, drank it, and then subpoenaed the Fed.
a woman with red hair stands on a city street
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media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Jeanine Pirro found it, drank it, and then subpoenaed the Fed.
Jail or dead in this case, if I had to guess.
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Jail or dead in this case, if I had to guess.
Can you imagine living in Texas?
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Can you imagine living in Texas?
Thank you.
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Thank you.
January 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM