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@95sports.bsky.social

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Commentary on sports (and other stuff) up and down highway 95. Same dick jokes, new location. The work still goes on.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · Nov 6

For the new followers. Hi, I’m Matt. I like Philadelphia and New York sports teams. (Eagles, NYR, NYY, Union)

Not 100% dick.

I don’t buy into rivalries without stakes.

I enjoy wit provolone and a nice pair of slacks.

Everything comes back to two things: pro wrestling or New Jersey.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 6h

they did, kershaw couldn't see him

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 6h

as I said - the worst part about being a Yankee fan is other Yankee fans (because they piss off other teams' fans)

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 7h

Like, the season began with the Yankees' ace needing Tommy John. How it ended shouldn't be that surprising.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 7h

I'm thankful that the season didn't end on a Judge AB. But Bellinger was just swinging at garbage.

Not a great end to the season, but it is what it is.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 7h

That right there is why the Yankees aren't going to win. Zero fuckin' plate discipline. TOR pitcher was all over the place and wells swings at the goddamn first pitch.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

That ball made Donna Martin graduate.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

455 feet. My GOODNESS.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

OKAY KYLE

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

Russini reported it on my feed, so he's done done

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

The Aaron Nola Experience.

Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 9h

Also, as I maintained on the microphone last evening at Quizzo (four? shots of Fireball deep), Nola is going to pitch a fucking gem tonight. Complete game three hitter.

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Zach Wilson @televisionaryzw.bsky.social · 15h

🚨🚨First time streaming alert 🚨🚨 Now streaming for what I believe is the first time in the US, all three seasons of Parker Lewis Can't Lose are on Plex!

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 19h

TBH this meme is me for most facets in life

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 19h

Currently contemplating driving @lizzywednesday.bsky.social’s car down to Florida.

In the pantheon of bad ideas I’ve had…

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College Sports Only @collegesportsonly.bsky.social · 20h

Starting today, there are 49 straight days of football.

There are college football or NFL games on every single day until Nov. 25th.

Us for the next 7 weeks:

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 21h

Counter counter point: if you hit the upright you get one point instead of three, defense takes over at spot of kick.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 22h

The st. Pats couple.

As for me, I’m no one. Just a dude who was in that orbit for a while but got out when Anthony really lost his mind

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 22h

Incidentally, I believe both of them have passed away

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 22h

Different incident. Was making a joke about that but I was not involved.

I was in the room when Bennington ran into Mercurio after St. Pat’s and holy shit I thought Ron was gonna kill him.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 22h

There was an Incident…

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 23h

There’s a reason Terence was one of the first people I followed

Terence @topolk.bsky.social · 23h

Buc-ee’s only sells Coke products and I’m ready to throw the whole place in the trash.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 1d

They do, but they are smaller and you can only get them with sandwiches.

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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 1d

Aaron Judge.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 1d

That is ABSOLUTELY a Dunkin Donuts bagel.