Terence
@topolk.bsky.social
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I don’t know what to put here. In short: Dad. Clemson alum. Canes (NHL) fan. Nintendo supporter. Semi-lapsed wrestling mark. Patiently working my way towards retirement.
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sickoscommittee.org
Any% Reduced Buyout Speedrun
ollieconnolly.bsky.social
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
topolk.bsky.social
I’ll break that lady’s hip
topolk.bsky.social
We’ve had to make 3 stops so far (still surprisingly making good time) and each time my t-shirt has drawn some confused/amused looks.

There was one nana who definitely gave me a “stolen valor” look though…
My shirt that says “this is what the world’s greatest grandma looks like”
topolk.bsky.social
I’m from South Carolina so it doesn’t phase me much, but you’re pretty spot on.
topolk.bsky.social
In case anyone was curious, there’s basically no difference between the Buc-ee’s in Florence, SC and Brunswick, GA.

The clientele of the latter probably has fewer teeth per capita, but considering the location that’s not surprising.
topolk.bsky.social
Buc-ee’s only sells Coke products and I’m ready to throw the whole place in the trash.
topolk.bsky.social
We’re not as cool, but pretty damn accurate otherwise 😅
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For week five, this is about as spot n as we can get 😂
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Look I think there is a limit to what mockery practically achieves but it fucking rules that the American Himmler had to go on TV to sputter about how he’s not actually under five feet tall
acyn.bsky.social
Stephen Miller responding to AOC calling Miller a clown and saying he is angry that he is 4’10”: We knew her brain didn't work—now we know their eyes don't work.
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rsilvie.bsky.social
Never beating those allegations. Never. Ever.
acyn.bsky.social
Trump on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: Haven't heard the name in so long. I’ll take a look at it. I’ll speak to the DOJ. A lot of people have asked me for pardons.

Reporter: But she’s convicted of sex trafficking

Trump: I’ll have to take a look at it.
topolk.bsky.social
Best sport. Worst league.
whatabossislaas.bsky.social
Why the hell did #NHL scheduling guy think that starting your regular season off with a 5pm puck drop on a Tuesday was a good idea
Screenshot of NHL opening night calendar:

Chicago @ Florida @ 5pm

Pens @ Rangers @ 8pm

Avs @ Kings @ 10:30pm
topolk.bsky.social
Trevor Lawrence doing Trevor Lawrence things.
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We are down to single digits and trying to stealth pack for a vacation that starts in the middle of the week without any “tells” has been an adventure. (The kids don’t know.)
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redditcfb.com
2025 Texas is *not* the quickest a team has gone from preseason #1 to unranked. 😤
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fourhman.com
This is how it plays out all over the US. A bunch of loudmouth bigots swarm the school board meetings, a few get elected because they rile up a population of conservative senior citizens whose main gripe is taxes... and then all of this focused hate is shown to be a massive waste of everyone's time.
erininthemorning.com
1. 4 months ago, The Supreme Court gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education in schools.

Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.

Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.

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Only 0.03% Opt Out Of LGBTQ+ Education In Maryland After SCOTUS Gives Them A Right To
After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it.
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topolk.bsky.social
Oh damn. You got more than your money’s worth there.
topolk.bsky.social
Probably another 3 at minimum. The 6 year old is pretty much there - 4 year old, notsomuch. Can’t wait. (In no hurry for them to grow up though…)
topolk.bsky.social
See, that’s *my* plan, but wife has to be up super early and goes to bed almost right after they go to bed. Her current work schedule is the worst.
topolk.bsky.social
We have a fridge upstairs from the nursing/bottle days. I am good for staging some juice/milk in there alongside something they can eat without assistance just to steal a few more moments of sleep.

If they want something “hot” we can do that later, but they can’t claim “I’m starving.”
topolk.bsky.social
Watching their personalities develop. Some traits you can spot early and watch them mature into it, while others appear almost out of nowhere.

Bonus points for those moments when they reflect your best (and worst) traits back at you.
astoldbynai.blacksky.app
8. What is your favorite thing about being a parent?
topolk.bsky.social
Real talk? They get up too early. As a night owl, that hurts me in general, but it’s a real pain in my side when I’m trying to hang out with their mom… It’s like they know.

Otherwise? It’s not too bad. The little one has some sass about her, but it’s cool.
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9. What is your least favorite thing about being a parent?
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“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF
topolk.bsky.social
There’s a lot of stuff outside of the Battle Royale stuff that I’ve found myself surprisingly entertained by. Even some good user generated stuff.
topolk.bsky.social
Thanks to my kid, I’ve been dicking around in Fortnite for the last 2 hours (if not longer) and I can totally see why this game sucks up all the time (and V-Bucks) from Gen Z.

This is not the same game I downloaded 7 years ago and promptly forgot about.