TJ
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TJ
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ty to everyone who shared this important meme with me. a blueprint for life, really.
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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what do you want
April 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”

-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”

-powerful
-commanding
-honest
April 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Forgot I can paint whatever I want so I painted Yoda doing a sick jump over burning anakin
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.

When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.
March 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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verbotene taschenwärmer
February 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The fantasy genre is so great. I love it. It has endless possibilities like dragons, sky islands, flying whales, and affordable living
February 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Decided that since streaming services are serving up a pile of lukewarm dross and cancelling anything decent after one series that I’m going to cancel them all and start getting DVD and Blu-ray again
February 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Do you think it’s legal for me to eat one cookie before dinner
February 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.

We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
February 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat
January 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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gm
January 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions
Not sure I’m cut out for this.
January 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I just discovered a handy feature on something that I’ve owned for a while which was probably clearly explained in the instructions I didn’t read.

I will learn nothing from this.
January 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I know this sounds weak, I know it.

But kindness is one of the few things we carry that can make a difference for each other.

We can’t undo all this hate, but we can still make life a little easier for others.
January 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM