all your cards regress with you

found my new deck box

your dramatic pose inspired me (disclaimer: i haven't played the game, i just looked up "dramatic videogame cover")

dumb continuation

This is so unfair! it wasn't your fault you had an accident, Mr. Johnah wouldn't let you go to the bathroom because you didn't raise your hand, not that you could in a straitjacket. and why is the "disruption" your fault when Noah's the one that got everyone laughing at you?

woooooo, exactly what i wanted 😋

because of a single card, it is a legal game action in MTG to remove your pants and i feel like there's *got* to be some way to make a joke about that involving diapers

for all you mtg players out there, know any unusual/color breaking green cards? i'm working on a series of low power gimmicky decks meant to play pentagram against each other. (sidenote, i love this art, so halloween-y)

makes sense, i do aim for a "daddy's special helper" sort of vibe

can't wait for the follow up vid where we find out he's never played backgammon in his life

can't really choose so here's a small handful

nah, half moons are basically small angel food cakes (thus, deceptively named) frosted half vanilla and half chocolate, they're one of my favorite deserts actually

Sin coded characters i guess? i'm not too good at this

so that means i'm big, right?

my main take away is that I need to express my gothic preferences FAR more often, and that i need to hide my plans to usurp the grown ups