don't be silly, you're not wearing "just" booties 🧷

all your cards regress with you

i would like it to be know that i misread that as "God becoming an overemotional thumb sucker" instead of "god, becoming an overemotional thumb sucker" and found it just as entertaining both ways

Someone to take care of me, and provide comfort, fun, & sociability. Someone to enforce rules and say, "𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥~," someone who *sees* and *reads* me, and can help me to better manage my emotions/health/touch-starvation...

I'm such a lonely sadsack lately 🥲 Dolting would be nice, too!

my love!

i've seen the "king baby" episode, but i didn't know there was a furry one

bill maher is the kind of person who only promoted "liberal" ideas to feel smarter than everyone else. everything he has ever said or done is an attempt to come off as an intellectual

i've always played around with more of a toddler headspace but never really considered myself a "middle" just because, until recently, the term wasn't super popular