[ Vaporeon Noises ]
@a0bia.bsky.social
Stupid feline, vaporeon enjoyer, addicted to roguelikes. Serial art comissioner.
Primarily She/her
Primarily She/her
Pinned
[ Vaporeon Noises ]
@a0bia.bsky.social
· Jul 30
Hi! I commission art regularly. I'm a degenerate furry with disposable income. This also means I am very familiar with artists and commissioning art. If you think you can scam me, I have and will dispute thru paypal. Which is the only way I'll commission something. So, get hecked idiots.
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I’ll just be reposting some of my art onto here. Magical Girl Don Quixote ⭐️
#limbuscompany
#limbuscompany
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’ll just be reposting some of my art onto here. Magical Girl Don Quixote ⭐️
#limbuscompany
#limbuscompany
The knob on this bidet goes from 'school fountain' to 'enema'. If I adjust the pressure it takes forever to fill the reservoir. So now I am quickly developing the fine finger wiggles of a microsurgeon in order to keep my stinkiest wrinkles from being blasted smooth.
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The knob on this bidet goes from 'school fountain' to 'enema'. If I adjust the pressure it takes forever to fill the reservoir. So now I am quickly developing the fine finger wiggles of a microsurgeon in order to keep my stinkiest wrinkles from being blasted smooth.
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Harvest Sailor Azul
Kofi Nugget 19 — Bia
#mewdsart #sfw #commission #kofinugget #anthro #furry #lynx #gravy #seasonal #thanksgiving #magicalgirl
2025 Nov 28
Kofi Nugget 19 — Bia
#mewdsart #sfw #commission #kofinugget #anthro #furry #lynx #gravy #seasonal #thanksgiving #magicalgirl
2025 Nov 28
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Harvest Sailor Azul
Kofi Nugget 19 — Bia
#mewdsart #sfw #commission #kofinugget #anthro #furry #lynx #gravy #seasonal #thanksgiving #magicalgirl
2025 Nov 28
Kofi Nugget 19 — Bia
#mewdsart #sfw #commission #kofinugget #anthro #furry #lynx #gravy #seasonal #thanksgiving #magicalgirl
2025 Nov 28
There's a certain smell. A scent, an aroma. A pervasive stink that brings me back. Rotting undergrowth, soil, a river nearby. The smell of propane, and food. A snapshot in time where I'm sat feeling unclean and groggy. But, despite the discomfort there's a warmth in it. Warm beef tea and security.
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
There's a certain smell. A scent, an aroma. A pervasive stink that brings me back. Rotting undergrowth, soil, a river nearby. The smell of propane, and food. A snapshot in time where I'm sat feeling unclean and groggy. But, despite the discomfort there's a warmth in it. Warm beef tea and security.
looking at me like I know how to use a generator. I'm not a man, I'm IT lmao
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
looking at me like I know how to use a generator. I'm not a man, I'm IT lmao
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Would anyone perhaps have an idea as to which bidet would be best for peeling the brown paint off a stucco ceiling? I want one that I can wash away bad memories from the opposite end. Heated water is optional.
October 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Would anyone perhaps have an idea as to which bidet would be best for peeling the brown paint off a stucco ceiling? I want one that I can wash away bad memories from the opposite end. Heated water is optional.
I would like to unbecome a homeowner. I have so much more to clean than just a tiny little apartment. *crying in adult*
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I would like to unbecome a homeowner. I have so much more to clean than just a tiny little apartment. *crying in adult*
Fart into the whoopie cushion ahead of time to ensure complete devestation
October 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Fart into the whoopie cushion ahead of time to ensure complete devestation
The Vicodin, a devout and zealous proscriber of pain. The prescriber of Opious, the goddess of Opium
October 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Vicodin, a devout and zealous proscriber of pain. The prescriber of Opious, the goddess of Opium
If you connect two raichu's by the arse withe one hemipenes, and then those two raichus each fuck one more raichu from behind with a bonus handjob to one of those two raichus as they give one more raichu a rimjob. It becomes the gayest FULL. BRIDGE. RECTIFIER. :0
October 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you connect two raichu's by the arse withe one hemipenes, and then those two raichus each fuck one more raichu from behind with a bonus handjob to one of those two raichus as they give one more raichu a rimjob. It becomes the gayest FULL. BRIDGE. RECTIFIER. :0
Crying shidding and farding because my FFT Collectors Edition is going to be delayed due to the Canada Post strike.
September 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Crying shidding and farding because my FFT Collectors Edition is going to be delayed due to the Canada Post strike.
I've forgotten what the taste of not-lozenge is. Been sick since monday. Woke up with a lozenge glued to my face
September 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I've forgotten what the taste of not-lozenge is. Been sick since monday. Woke up with a lozenge glued to my face
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... I want more art.
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
... I want more art.
@qwarq.io opened commissions, I managed to snag one. Look at this fine feline. You could totally trust him to fight some cosmic horror... right?
September 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
@qwarq.io opened commissions, I managed to snag one. Look at this fine feline. You could totally trust him to fight some cosmic horror... right?
Deer Diary: How great is rolling up cheese slices and munching them?
September 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Deer Diary: How great is rolling up cheese slices and munching them?
Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!
September 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!
Bugussy spotted. I've learned something new today apparently.
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Bugussy spotted. I've learned something new today apparently.
How common are tongue scrapers? Why didn't I know about them sooner? D:
September 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
How common are tongue scrapers? Why didn't I know about them sooner? D:
Wanting to recapture those moments of reading webcomics on lunch break.
August 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Wanting to recapture those moments of reading webcomics on lunch break.
Eating an RX bar at 7am on a saturday. Woke up at 6am to shower, tidy up and now here I am. Where did my life go so beige?
August 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Eating an RX bar at 7am on a saturday. Woke up at 6am to shower, tidy up and now here I am. Where did my life go so beige?
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