PumpkinGoreCottageWhore
@a101angryllamas.bsky.social
Befriend your local Sasquatch today!
Are you a regular sort, or do you also train your animals to not attack the jumping spiders that mosey on in and stay cuz they keep the flies down better than any trap?? Asking for me. I love my house spiders.
June 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Are you a regular sort, or do you also train your animals to not attack the jumping spiders that mosey on in and stay cuz they keep the flies down better than any trap?? Asking for me. I love my house spiders.
He may look cute, but he's doing that creepy breathing thing phone perverts love to inflict on call center workers. It's rude.
May 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
He may look cute, but he's doing that creepy breathing thing phone perverts love to inflict on call center workers. It's rude.
Never thought I'd enjoy the sun this much, but here we are.
May 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Never thought I'd enjoy the sun this much, but here we are.
Weird babes are afoot, as is tradition.
March 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Weird babes are afoot, as is tradition.
Goddamnit Beans, stop unlocking secrets to the universe at random. You're a mess after, errtime!!
March 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Goddamnit Beans, stop unlocking secrets to the universe at random. You're a mess after, errtime!!
Have a birthday slice in honor of Nigel today!! He is 3!! Ambrose wanted the pizza toy to himself because he is drama.
February 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Have a birthday slice in honor of Nigel today!! He is 3!! Ambrose wanted the pizza toy to himself because he is drama.
If no one told you today, know that I am very happy you exist.
February 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If no one told you today, know that I am very happy you exist.
Nothing I've learned from trauma has been worth unlearning everything I needed to survive that trauma.
February 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Nothing I've learned from trauma has been worth unlearning everything I needed to survive that trauma.
My dog is either over my shit, or possessed by DRAMA itself. Both are equally plausible.
February 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My dog is either over my shit, or possessed by DRAMA itself. Both are equally plausible.
Sitting in a throne of fuzzy blankets n squishy pillows flanked by dogs also wrapped in fuzzy blankets is the way. The cats judge until they realize the bed heater is on.
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Sitting in a throne of fuzzy blankets n squishy pillows flanked by dogs also wrapped in fuzzy blankets is the way. The cats judge until they realize the bed heater is on.
I thought I'd blown me nose enough before leaving the heated hidey hole, but alas.
Frozen booger time.
Frozen booger time.
January 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I thought I'd blown me nose enough before leaving the heated hidey hole, but alas.
Frozen booger time.
Frozen booger time.
Upset I can't see the rainbows of crows rn
January 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Upset I can't see the rainbows of crows rn
I'm struggling to keep my creative flow.. flowing. Normally my dreams give me inspiration, but lately my night terrors have been too loud.
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm struggling to keep my creative flow.. flowing. Normally my dreams give me inspiration, but lately my night terrors have been too loud.
I think my cat is pretty happy with his warm dog fren bed..
January 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I think my cat is pretty happy with his warm dog fren bed..
Today is the first Valhalla Birthday of one of the weirdest motherfuckers to ever grace the planet. It makes sense he was my dad. Join me in the celebration by doing something extremely fuckin strange you normally wouldnt do Get real weird with it And then tell me about it cuz I need serotonin today
January 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Today is the first Valhalla Birthday of one of the weirdest motherfuckers to ever grace the planet. It makes sense he was my dad. Join me in the celebration by doing something extremely fuckin strange you normally wouldnt do Get real weird with it And then tell me about it cuz I need serotonin today
Snow Saber!!!
January 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Snow Saber!!!
Fry bread counts as essential oils. Probably. Feels essential to me!
December 21, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Fry bread counts as essential oils. Probably. Feels essential to me!
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
When that destructive itch kicks in, charcoal briquettes explode if you smack em hard enough.
December 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM
When that destructive itch kicks in, charcoal briquettes explode if you smack em hard enough.
Reposted by PumpkinGoreCottageWhore
Since we’re talking about how much billionaires suck again, here’s a reminder that your local indie bookstore deserves your business this holiday season. They have gift cards and are happy to mail stuff out. Same goes for @bookshop-org.bsky.social. Buy books. Give books. Support bookstores.
December 15, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Since we’re talking about how much billionaires suck again, here’s a reminder that your local indie bookstore deserves your business this holiday season. They have gift cards and are happy to mail stuff out. Same goes for @bookshop-org.bsky.social. Buy books. Give books. Support bookstores.
If I make enchiladas made of street tacos, have I gone too far or not far enough?? Asking for myself, it is very need to know.
December 16, 2024 at 1:01 AM
If I make enchiladas made of street tacos, have I gone too far or not far enough?? Asking for myself, it is very need to know.
Human beans are neat
December 16, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Human beans are neat
Have you like .. been able to breathe outta both nose holes?? At once?? Like your whole life?? Cuz I just got to experience that for the first time in my entire human life... And it's so weird. I can't stop deep breathing. Weirdest injury causing a bigger fix ever..
December 15, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Have you like .. been able to breathe outta both nose holes?? At once?? Like your whole life?? Cuz I just got to experience that for the first time in my entire human life... And it's so weird. I can't stop deep breathing. Weirdest injury causing a bigger fix ever..
Just a ghoul obsessed with Butcher Babies rn. Metals guitars ams good.
December 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Just a ghoul obsessed with Butcher Babies rn. Metals guitars ams good.
A wild Marmalade Menace has appeared!!
December 14, 2024 at 5:14 AM
A wild Marmalade Menace has appeared!!