SmolAnna
@aamots20.bsky.social
Chicagoan || Soccer Hooligan || Traveler || Nap Aficionado || Smaller of the WoSo Anna's || She/Her
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Views are my own.
HOLY SHIT WE SIGNED A DEFENDER? A GOOD ONE? In the year of our lord 2025?!?!
Hell yeah bros
Hell yeah bros
A new force in the back 🛡️
Chicago Stars FC have acquired defender Michelle Alozie from the Houston Dash in exchange for allocation money and signed her through 2028.
Welcome to Chicago, Michelle!
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
Chicago Stars FC have acquired defender Michelle Alozie from the Houston Dash in exchange for allocation money and signed her through 2028.
Welcome to Chicago, Michelle!
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
HOLY SHIT WE SIGNED A DEFENDER? A GOOD ONE? In the year of our lord 2025?!?!
Hell yeah bros
Hell yeah bros
CHICAGO MOTHERFUCKING BEARS!!!!
I’d like to think they did it for @sandraherrera.bsky.social’s wedding as a lil treat
I’d like to think they did it for @sandraherrera.bsky.social’s wedding as a lil treat
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
CHICAGO MOTHERFUCKING BEARS!!!!
I’d like to think they did it for @sandraherrera.bsky.social’s wedding as a lil treat
I’d like to think they did it for @sandraherrera.bsky.social’s wedding as a lil treat
Okay this is so much cooler in person. And it was already pretty f’ing cool in photos.
@katherinelin.bsky.social is a gem for scooping this up in London
@katherinelin.bsky.social is a gem for scooping this up in London
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Okay this is so much cooler in person. And it was already pretty f’ing cool in photos.
@katherinelin.bsky.social is a gem for scooping this up in London
@katherinelin.bsky.social is a gem for scooping this up in London
This. I like this.
The net is in good hands 🧤
Chicago Stars FC have signed goalkeeper & three-time NWSL Ironwoman Katie Lund to a two-year contract through 2028.
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
Chicago Stars FC have signed goalkeeper & three-time NWSL Ironwoman Katie Lund to a two-year contract through 2028.
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This. I like this.
Did I get drunk and go to the Wrigleyville Kindlemart and walk away with a Sherpa cardigan and a weird Cubs gnome? I’ll never tellllllllll
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Did I get drunk and go to the Wrigleyville Kindlemart and walk away with a Sherpa cardigan and a weird Cubs gnome? I’ll never tellllllllll
This one hurts because Ella is an OG and a real one. Can’t wait to see where she lands because she deserves her shot.
Selfishly I hope she balls out somewhere and then comes back home to Chicago to ball out as the official HC.
Selfishly I hope she balls out somewhere and then comes back home to Chicago to ball out as the official HC.
Thank you, Ella, for everything.
We're wising you all the best on your journey ahead. 🩵
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
We're wising you all the best on your journey ahead. 🩵
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This one hurts because Ella is an OG and a real one. Can’t wait to see where she lands because she deserves her shot.
Selfishly I hope she balls out somewhere and then comes back home to Chicago to ball out as the official HC.
Selfishly I hope she balls out somewhere and then comes back home to Chicago to ball out as the official HC.
NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW—
⚽🏠 is coming to Chicago in spring 2026. Learn more at soccerhouse.com and follow all the updates here!
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW—
Laura come get your brother.
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Laura come get your brother.
Had to use a reciprocating saw to cut up my old credit card AMA
*American Airlines what the fuck are you using in your cards? Goddamn
*American Airlines what the fuck are you using in your cards? Goddamn
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Had to use a reciprocating saw to cut up my old credit card AMA
*American Airlines what the fuck are you using in your cards? Goddamn
*American Airlines what the fuck are you using in your cards? Goddamn
Last call: if you want a Christmas card from ya girl and I don’t already have your address, DM or text it to me and I’ll add ya to the list.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Last call: if you want a Christmas card from ya girl and I don’t already have your address, DM or text it to me and I’ll add ya to the list.
Damn McLaren really biffed this one
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Damn McLaren really biffed this one
Losing power/having a power surge right at the beginning of the Macy’s Day Parade stream seems super fucking rude universe
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Losing power/having a power surge right at the beginning of the Macy’s Day Parade stream seems super fucking rude universe
Big shout to my coworker Steve who just called me and was like not work related just checking in on you, are you okay 🥹
We love an office dad, even if he does call his spaghetti sauce gravy 😂
We love an office dad, even if he does call his spaghetti sauce gravy 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Big shout to my coworker Steve who just called me and was like not work related just checking in on you, are you okay 🥹
We love an office dad, even if he does call his spaghetti sauce gravy 😂
We love an office dad, even if he does call his spaghetti sauce gravy 😂
Oh hai @meredithbartley.bsky.social
@spiritsquadron.bsky.social got a good shout on the broadcast around 40-42’ ❤️
@spiritsquadron.bsky.social got a good shout on the broadcast around 40-42’ ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Oh hai @meredithbartley.bsky.social
@spiritsquadron.bsky.social got a good shout on the broadcast around 40-42’ ❤️
@spiritsquadron.bsky.social got a good shout on the broadcast around 40-42’ ❤️
There’s a guy in our office who eats raw celery at 7am every single day. And not all men, but definitely this fucking guy.
Pick a quieter snack before I send you to The Hague for your office war crimes.
Pick a quieter snack before I send you to The Hague for your office war crimes.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
There’s a guy in our office who eats raw celery at 7am every single day. And not all men, but definitely this fucking guy.
Pick a quieter snack before I send you to The Hague for your office war crimes.
Pick a quieter snack before I send you to The Hague for your office war crimes.
When you’re working from your parents’ house and your dad has an assortment of things on his desk, you get these jokes.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When you’re working from your parents’ house and your dad has an assortment of things on his desk, you get these jokes.
Reposted by SmolAnna
selling some gear to help pay for San Jose! most things pictured are still available, make an offer 🫶🏼 Kingsbury glove is game(warmup) worn at the first uswnt game at Audi field in 2021!
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
selling some gear to help pay for San Jose! most things pictured are still available, make an offer 🫶🏼 Kingsbury glove is game(warmup) worn at the first uswnt game at Audi field in 2021!
Me and my bestie ❤️
(Yes, I was her personal TV and pillow for 2 hours)
(Yes, I was her personal TV and pillow for 2 hours)
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me and my bestie ❤️
(Yes, I was her personal TV and pillow for 2 hours)
(Yes, I was her personal TV and pillow for 2 hours)
Ede what are we watching?
Ede: Go Bears with papa!
Ede: Go Bears with papa!
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ede what are we watching?
Ede: Go Bears with papa!
Ede: Go Bears with papa!
This is the funniest fucking thing and I love you guys.
Always Be ‘Cruitin
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is the funniest fucking thing and I love you guys.
After the week I’ve had, we deserve this.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
After the week I’ve had, we deserve this.
Hi, don’t usually share family stuff on socials, but thoughts & prayers to whatever deity you believe in would be appreciated for the Amato fam
Dad and aunt were in a car crash this morning. Tony’s got a broken clavicle & 5 broken ribs. Aunt’s got a brain bleed, so it’s been a fucking day.
Dad and aunt were in a car crash this morning. Tony’s got a broken clavicle & 5 broken ribs. Aunt’s got a brain bleed, so it’s been a fucking day.
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hi, don’t usually share family stuff on socials, but thoughts & prayers to whatever deity you believe in would be appreciated for the Amato fam
Dad and aunt were in a car crash this morning. Tony’s got a broken clavicle & 5 broken ribs. Aunt’s got a brain bleed, so it’s been a fucking day.
Dad and aunt were in a car crash this morning. Tony’s got a broken clavicle & 5 broken ribs. Aunt’s got a brain bleed, so it’s been a fucking day.
Okay, so like one good thing happened today.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Okay, so like one good thing happened today.
9/11 I’d like to report a murder ☠️☠️☠️
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
9/11 I’d like to report a murder ☠️☠️☠️