Valerie Ettenhofer
@aandeandval.bsky.social
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TV critic, writer, fan of little treats. Words at Slashfilm, Film School Rejects, IGN, The Playlist, Nonfics, Certified Forgotten, and the Hey, What Are You Watching? newsletter. Critics Choice + GALECA. Just moved to Scotland. 🏳️‍🌈🫶🇵🇸
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aandeandval.bsky.social
Nothing like having the first pain-free dental experience of your life at age 30 to make you realize that, yup, local anesthesia has never once worked on you before.
aandeandval.bsky.social
Yeah no shit
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
aandeandval.bsky.social
What are some other numbers relevant to the situation, npr?
aandeandval.bsky.social
Hey bestie it's not a war if one side doesn't allow the other to have its own military
npr.org
NPR @npr.org · 23h
It's been two years since Hamas-led militants attacked Israel, killing some 1,200 people and taking 251 hostages. In response, Israeli leaders promised a punishing offensive. Here are some numbers showing the war's toll.
These numbers show how 2 years of war have devastated Palestinian lives in Gaza
It's been two years since Hamas-led militants attacked Israel, killing some 1,200 people and taking 251 hostages. In response, Israeli leaders promised a punishing offensive. Here are some numbers showing the war's toll.
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aandeandval.bsky.social
Good to be here! I missed ya.
aandeandval.bsky.social
I realize I shouldn't have done check marks because I haven't actually done these things, but it's far too late to fix it now.
aandeandval.bsky.social
✅️ Outline a recurring column idea
✅️ Reach out to people about it if I'm feeling brave
✅️ Watch some new releases
✅️ Donate to the Prisoners Lit Project
✅️ Confirm my U.S. tax filing
✅️ Try not to take a whole day off after my dentist appointment

Keeping myself on track here, sorry if it's boring.
aandeandval.bsky.social
Weds-Fri unemployment goals:
✅️ Make it to my interview tomorrow
✅️ Do the bulk of two bigger applications
✅️ Surf for quick apply jobs
✅️ Finish today's essay
✅️ Edit and publish it, or publish something smaller if it's not ready
✅️ Clear my godforsaken email
✅️ Change my signature and bios
(cont.)
aandeandval.bsky.social
It's pretty funny that I spent a year working on my health (glad I did!) in hopes of getting more productive at work, but in the end, quitting my job was the thing that finally made it easy to put in a 7 hour work day.
aandeandval.bsky.social
✅️ applied for two jobs
✅️ confirmed one interview
✅️ updated my spreadsheet
✅️ surfed job boards
✅️ ordered a new work skirt
✅️ set up a petsitting profile
✅️ built a contact list for one potential project
✅️ wrote 1700 words of another
✅️ sent my MP and Starmer emails that will surely go unread
aandeandval.bsky.social
Tomorrow's unemployment goals:

-job apps
-update job hunt spreadsheet
-order new interview clothes
-prep for an interview
-harass my local representatives about the ongoing genocide
-cancel subscriptions I can't afford
-outline and research some writing project ideas I have to see if they're viable
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
It's so incredible how low homicide rates are in Europe. The UK, with a population of 70 million people, had fewer than 600 murders in 2023.
www.connexionfrance.com/news/double-...
aandeandval.bsky.social
Here's where I'm at, give or take a couple that could easily move up or down. This is in relation to each other, not the music of any other artist.
TS album ranking. Top tier are Folklore, Speak Now, and 1989. A tier are Reputation and Red. B tier are Fearless, self-titled, Death of a Showgirl, and Evermore. C tier are Midnights and Lover. D tier is Tortured Poets Society.
aandeandval.bsky.social
My thing is that I actually enjoy this album because I thought the two before it were on some level bad, but I think this one is on some level bad...with good beats.
jasonkpargin.bsky.social
It is SUCH a formative experience the first time your favorite artist releases a bad album. I envy all the kids going through it this week, you’re about to learn so much about the world! You’re learning how to let go!
aandeandval.bsky.social
[Hacker voice] I'm in.
aandeandval.bsky.social
If you're trying to DM me here, try Instagram (same handle) for now. Bluesky thinks my face is fake so it can't verify that I'm old enough to access private messages.
A notice from Yoti age verification that says "we can't be sure that the image was of a real face" lmao
aandeandval.bsky.social
Thanks! So far I've had one great interview for a position I didn't end up getting, and two more coming up.
aandeandval.bsky.social
Tomorrow's unemployment goals:

-job apps
-update job hunt spreadsheet
-order new interview clothes
-prep for an interview
-harass my local representatives about the ongoing genocide
-cancel subscriptions I can't afford
-outline and research some writing project ideas I have to see if they're viable
aandeandval.bsky.social
I feel like this must be what they already think i look like
Reposted by Valerie Ettenhofer
thatwitchmia.bsky.social
Bear's out of the bag. I'll be moderating the @criticalrole.bsky.social x @primevideo.bsky.social panel at NYCC.

Get ready for all things #MightyNein and #LoVM as we take a look ahead at what's to come in the animated world of Exandria!
A poster for the Critical Role and Prime Video panel out of NYCC. The image features the animated forms of both Mighty Nein and Legends of Vox Machina at the bottom.
aandeandval.bsky.social
If you're trying to DM me here, try Instagram (same handle) for now. Bluesky thinks my face is fake so it can't verify that I'm old enough to access private messages.
A notice from Yoti age verification that says "we can't be sure that the image was of a real face" lmao
aandeandval.bsky.social
You're so blessed to have avoided Friends
aandeandval.bsky.social
Mrs. Doubtfire and Matilda seem to be the two big ones for me. I'm also not 100% sure I saw the entirety of the Nancy Meyers Parent Trap.
hannahfearn.bsky.social
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.