AC Cross
@aaronccross.bsky.social
Author of Where Blood Runs Gold, The Boddicker Letters, and Zoo. Doctor but not that kind. Raconteur. Darn good cook. 100% undiluted awesome. Amateur memelord and shitposter.
www.aaronccross.com
www.aaronccross.com
Sadly accurate. Goodnight.
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Sadly accurate. Goodnight.
This is way too annoyingly accurate.
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
This is way too annoyingly accurate.
Interesting revelation at 11 at night because of course it's late when the brain raccoons come out to play.
I genuinely can't remember a time when I didn't hate myself at least a little bit. Some times more than others, of course, but I honest to goodness don't recall a time where it wasn't there.
I genuinely can't remember a time when I didn't hate myself at least a little bit. Some times more than others, of course, but I honest to goodness don't recall a time where it wasn't there.
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Interesting revelation at 11 at night because of course it's late when the brain raccoons come out to play.
I genuinely can't remember a time when I didn't hate myself at least a little bit. Some times more than others, of course, but I honest to goodness don't recall a time where it wasn't there.
I genuinely can't remember a time when I didn't hate myself at least a little bit. Some times more than others, of course, but I honest to goodness don't recall a time where it wasn't there.
Total bullshit marketing lie. If you did not experience skipping, you're a liar too. Or too young to understand.
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Total bullshit marketing lie. If you did not experience skipping, you're a liar too. Or too young to understand.
...the fact that I laughed and thought this was relatable is why keeping my therapy weekly is probably the best move.
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
...the fact that I laughed and thought this was relatable is why keeping my therapy weekly is probably the best move.
#HorrorWritersChat
The Boddicker Letters is an epistolary tale of a man going too far in his naked greed and curiosity. This poorly-made Canva should add some tantalization to the mix.
www.amazon.com/Boddicker-Le...
The Boddicker Letters is an epistolary tale of a man going too far in his naked greed and curiosity. This poorly-made Canva should add some tantalization to the mix.
www.amazon.com/Boddicker-Le...
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
#HorrorWritersChat
The Boddicker Letters is an epistolary tale of a man going too far in his naked greed and curiosity. This poorly-made Canva should add some tantalization to the mix.
www.amazon.com/Boddicker-Le...
The Boddicker Letters is an epistolary tale of a man going too far in his naked greed and curiosity. This poorly-made Canva should add some tantalization to the mix.
www.amazon.com/Boddicker-Le...
Let's drop a snippet today! This is from a comedic fantasy which will, realistically speaking, probably not ever get done. I'm just a complete sucker for 'normal person is the only reasonable person in the room'.
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Let's drop a snippet today! This is from a comedic fantasy which will, realistically speaking, probably not ever get done. I'm just a complete sucker for 'normal person is the only reasonable person in the room'.
I don't think this would sell well.
February 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don't think this would sell well.
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
This is who runs this account.
Rooster Cogburn to his toddler son as he desperately tries to find a way to get out of an awkward social situation
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Rooster Cogburn to his toddler son as he desperately tries to find a way to get out of an awkward social situation
NGL, I kinda both love and hate this description I just wrote.
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
NGL, I kinda both love and hate this description I just wrote.
This is still an elite-tier joke and if you disagree, you can find the door.
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This is still an elite-tier joke and if you disagree, you can find the door.
It's Wednesday. Let's get weird with it.
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 PM
It's Wednesday. Let's get weird with it.
...this is basically all the time I write now. It would be significantly harder for me to write something happy and fluffy than just the worst, most gruesome shit you can imagine or maybe don't want to.
If I ever get a date, she really should be an optimistic extravert to cancel out all of *this*.
If I ever get a date, she really should be an optimistic extravert to cancel out all of *this*.
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 AM
...this is basically all the time I write now. It would be significantly harder for me to write something happy and fluffy than just the worst, most gruesome shit you can imagine or maybe don't want to.
If I ever get a date, she really should be an optimistic extravert to cancel out all of *this*.
If I ever get a date, she really should be an optimistic extravert to cancel out all of *this*.
Not saying, just saying. Enjoy the mental rabbit hole on this cold, cold, punkass cold Saturday.
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Not saying, just saying. Enjoy the mental rabbit hole on this cold, cold, punkass cold Saturday.
It is a Friday. Here are these terrible Canva descriptions of two of my books and go ahead and add them to your Mt. TBRs please and thank you.
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
It is a Friday. Here are these terrible Canva descriptions of two of my books and go ahead and add them to your Mt. TBRs please and thank you.
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
I don't even know. It's Sunday and my brain has given up.
(P.S. Buy my books because I need attention like it's water: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...)
(P.S. Buy my books because I need attention like it's water: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...)
January 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I don't even know. It's Sunday and my brain has given up.
(P.S. Buy my books because I need attention like it's water: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...)
(P.S. Buy my books because I need attention like it's water: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...)
Immortel. It is, by description, a '2004 English language French live-action and animated science fiction film'.
It is titties on toast bizarre. I can't say I enjoyed it or hated it. It just...existed.
It is titties on toast bizarre. I can't say I enjoyed it or hated it. It just...existed.
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Immortel. It is, by description, a '2004 English language French live-action and animated science fiction film'.
It is titties on toast bizarre. I can't say I enjoyed it or hated it. It just...existed.
It is titties on toast bizarre. I can't say I enjoyed it or hated it. It just...existed.
Some of you may be too young for this, but this was a real message that was part of Windows 95. They were super hardcore back then.
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Some of you may be too young for this, but this was a real message that was part of Windows 95. They were super hardcore back then.
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM