Or on the day the person his parents hired took the SAT for him.

You nailed it.

Perhaps not technically illegal, but an impeachable abuse of power.

Step three: Compensate Ukraine for the crime of aggression and numerous war crimes.

That said, threatening a member of Congress is a felony, and Trump did not (and could not) do it in his official capacity. So he must now be impeached, convicted, and prosecuted.

Dan, explain how a law school is responsible for every student's human failings. How exactly does a collection of professors teaching legal method and substance take charge of each of 500 yearly students' moral character? Use your brain, brother.

You'll enjoy it more once you realize it's a true story.

They're interrelated. Directors and officers interlock and exchange positions in a revolving door, creating a system of quid pro quo by which they inflate each others' salaries and benefits.

And that's how Elon Musk gets a comp package worth $1 trillion.

Coincidentally, Death Ball Sponge is the name of my new rock band.