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Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Really all I want from this Superbowl is for Saquon to get like 200-250 yards total, 3-4 TD's, and win MVP regardless of the final score. Is that so much to ask? Oh, and also for the Chiefs not to 3-peat.
February 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If Elon Musk told conservatives his shit was chocolate ice cream they'd eat it.
February 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
At this point I fairly certain Trump is doing everything he can to piss people off so that there will be protests which he can label as riots and use as a justification for martial law.
January 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Joy, love, and hope are everywhere we create them!
Good morning, Bluesky.

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but even during the darkest of times, it is still so important to seek joy.

Allow yourself to enjoy the little things in life.

The last thing left in Pandora’s box was HOPE.

Never forget that.

🤍
January 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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This is the last time any of us will be happy so I’m going to wallow in it.
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:29 PM