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Magnificent pagan beast, West Coast of Canada
Magnificent pagan beast, West Coast of Canada
Why are you like this
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Why are you like this
I’ve seen a turd in a hot tub that was liked more
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’ve seen a turd in a hot tub that was liked more
This time yesterday I was so pissed I had to work during the game. Now I’m so glad I didn’t have to deal with the emotions. What a great team, Disney writers dropped the ball
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This time yesterday I was so pissed I had to work during the game. Now I’m so glad I didn’t have to deal with the emotions. What a great team, Disney writers dropped the ball
And you get to watch Mad Max as well! I keep thinking he’s going to bite into the baseball like an apple
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
And you get to watch Mad Max as well! I keep thinking he’s going to bite into the baseball like an apple
eVeRyThInGs CoMpUtEr!
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
eVeRyThInGs CoMpUtEr!
Yeah chai choco rips hard
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yeah chai choco rips hard
Girl sign me up I’ll make sure dinners on the table every night
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Girl sign me up I’ll make sure dinners on the table every night
His name is John Mulaney, show some respect
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
His name is John Mulaney, show some respect
Restaurants bring back menus then y’all get shitty when there’s no wifi.
September 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Restaurants bring back menus then y’all get shitty when there’s no wifi.
Red Dead Redemption 2, just go hunting and fishing
September 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Red Dead Redemption 2, just go hunting and fishing
Hey aren’t you the guy that broke both his ankles running down the wall of his stairs that one time
August 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Hey aren’t you the guy that broke both his ankles running down the wall of his stairs that one time
Melania comes running out with a fistful of cash like she just heard the Ice Cream truck
August 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Melania comes running out with a fistful of cash like she just heard the Ice Cream truck
Nevermind that, the amount of people that can’t conceive how much ice is in their cocktail and then get pissy about it.
A bird has better understanding of fluid dynamics than like 10% of drinkers
A bird has better understanding of fluid dynamics than like 10% of drinkers
August 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Nevermind that, the amount of people that can’t conceive how much ice is in their cocktail and then get pissy about it.
A bird has better understanding of fluid dynamics than like 10% of drinkers
A bird has better understanding of fluid dynamics than like 10% of drinkers
This is great. Have you done one for the Toronto Maple Leafs? They’re like the Manchester United of hockey - minus all the trophies. I love them and everyone else hates them.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is great. Have you done one for the Toronto Maple Leafs? They’re like the Manchester United of hockey - minus all the trophies. I love them and everyone else hates them.
When they pointed to the character I hoped someone would PICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUP
July 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
When they pointed to the character I hoped someone would PICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUP
Head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over
July 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over
I’ve read The Hike and it feels like there’s some hidden meaning here
June 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’ve read The Hike and it feels like there’s some hidden meaning here
Is the president on this app?
June 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Is the president on this app?
You just got a shoutout on The Daily Zeitgeist so expect more interaction
June 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You just got a shoutout on The Daily Zeitgeist so expect more interaction