8Bit DrillBit
aaronpeart.bsky.social
8Bit DrillBit
@aaronpeart.bsky.social
a5scribbles.com - hire me! Or just read my essays.
Magnificent pagan beast, West Coast of Canada
Why are you like this
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I’ve seen a turd in a hot tub that was liked more
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This time yesterday I was so pissed I had to work during the game. Now I’m so glad I didn’t have to deal with the emotions. What a great team, Disney writers dropped the ball
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
And you get to watch Mad Max as well! I keep thinking he’s going to bite into the baseball like an apple
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
eVeRyThInGs CoMpUtEr!
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Yeah chai choco rips hard
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Girl sign me up I’ll make sure dinners on the table every night
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
His name is John Mulaney, show some respect
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Restaurants bring back menus then y’all get shitty when there’s no wifi.
September 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Red Dead Redemption 2, just go hunting and fishing
September 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hey aren’t you the guy that broke both his ankles running down the wall of his stairs that one time
August 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Melania comes running out with a fistful of cash like she just heard the Ice Cream truck
August 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Nevermind that, the amount of people that can’t conceive how much ice is in their cocktail and then get pissy about it.
A bird has better understanding of fluid dynamics than like 10% of drinkers
August 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is great. Have you done one for the Toronto Maple Leafs? They’re like the Manchester United of hockey - minus all the trophies. I love them and everyone else hates them.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When they pointed to the character I hoped someone would PICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUP
July 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over
July 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’ve read The Hike and it feels like there’s some hidden meaning here
June 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is the president on this app?
June 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You just got a shoutout on The Daily Zeitgeist so expect more interaction
June 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM