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Magnificent pagan beast, West Coast of Canada
Magnificent pagan beast, West Coast of Canada
Guys I put up serious numbers on threads but here I feel like I can’t get traction without basic nudity, and i remember Toobin so I guess I’m mired in bluesky obscurity
September 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Guys I put up serious numbers on threads but here I feel like I can’t get traction without basic nudity, and i remember Toobin so I guess I’m mired in bluesky obscurity
I’m embarrassed at how confused I was at first… Wu Tang is supposed to be for the children
“Wu added that the parade would also feature new tanks, autonomous vehicles for ground, naval and air use and electronic warfare equipment such as directed energy weapons and electronic jamming systems.”
on.ft.com/45SMaXl China military parade to show off hypersonic missiles and autonomous weapons
on.ft.com/45SMaXl China military parade to show off hypersonic missiles and autonomous weapons
China military parade to show off hypersonic missiles and autonomous weapons
Event will be closely watched for PLA’s ability to target US forces in Pacific and attack Taiwan
on.ft.com
August 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m embarrassed at how confused I was at first… Wu Tang is supposed to be for the children
Ben Shapiro is what happens when a Jay Baruchel doesn’t eat vegetables or read a book
youtu.be/NdHFzH8BAtE?...
youtu.be/NdHFzH8BAtE?...
Bill Burr Just Buried Ben Shapiro
YouTube video by American Redact
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August 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ben Shapiro is what happens when a Jay Baruchel doesn’t eat vegetables or read a book
youtu.be/NdHFzH8BAtE?...
youtu.be/NdHFzH8BAtE?...
I don’t know it for sure but it would not surprise me in the slightest if “president” tr*mp just straight up gave Alaska to Russia
August 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don’t know it for sure but it would not surprise me in the slightest if “president” tr*mp just straight up gave Alaska to Russia
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen on Bluesky
July 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen on Bluesky
Hi from my iced coffee and my view
July 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hi from my iced coffee and my view
The Mover’s Paradox: I have looked at everything I own on this earth in the last three days and I cannot locate the aperitif thing I need. It has to be here; and yet, it is nowhere
June 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The Mover’s Paradox: I have looked at everything I own on this earth in the last three days and I cannot locate the aperitif thing I need. It has to be here; and yet, it is nowhere
I have some spare time, anyone got someone I can beef with while they’re at work? This is a pro bono case
May 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I have some spare time, anyone got someone I can beef with while they’re at work? This is a pro bono case
My friend asked if I wanted a frozen banana. I said “No… but I’ll want a regular banana later, so… yes.”
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My friend asked if I wanted a frozen banana. I said “No… but I’ll want a regular banana later, so… yes.”
I don’t want to go to work, can’t you people just pay me to be pretty in bed
May 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t want to go to work, can’t you people just pay me to be pretty in bed
*places $20 each on the Bears, Bulls and Blackhawks to win their respective trophies*
May 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
*places $20 each on the Bears, Bulls and Blackhawks to win their respective trophies*
If Mike Myers doesn’t make a “two-hats/twats” joke tonight… @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If Mike Myers doesn’t make a “two-hats/twats” joke tonight… @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social
@stevedangle20.bsky.social did Bérubé gift wrap a battle cry for us with 4 simple words? #LetsGoGetIt
May 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
@stevedangle20.bsky.social did Bérubé gift wrap a battle cry for us with 4 simple words? #LetsGoGetIt
Don’t think of me as a Leafs fan. Think of me as a “Brady Tkachuk being sad” fan.
May 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Don’t think of me as a Leafs fan. Think of me as a “Brady Tkachuk being sad” fan.
Tell me why the gym has PP making a speech full of empty promises at 8:15am.
April 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Tell me why the gym has PP making a speech full of empty promises at 8:15am.
GODDAMMIT.
I submitted an entry to the CBC’s poetry contest last week, and I just noticed that autocorrect put an EXTRA “THE” in the poem. Autocorrect on MSWord just fucked me out of a win.
I submitted an entry to the CBC’s poetry contest last week, and I just noticed that autocorrect put an EXTRA “THE” in the poem. Autocorrect on MSWord just fucked me out of a win.
April 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
GODDAMMIT.
I submitted an entry to the CBC’s poetry contest last week, and I just noticed that autocorrect put an EXTRA “THE” in the poem. Autocorrect on MSWord just fucked me out of a win.
I submitted an entry to the CBC’s poetry contest last week, and I just noticed that autocorrect put an EXTRA “THE” in the poem. Autocorrect on MSWord just fucked me out of a win.
I didn’t write this, but I could have
April 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I didn’t write this, but I could have
Fucking hell, Tombstone is so goddamn good #valkilmer
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Fucking hell, Tombstone is so goddamn good #valkilmer
I was away from the screen and when I came back I literally did not recognise @stevedangle20.bsky.social on prime… because he wasn’t actively trying to lose his voice
March 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I was away from the screen and when I came back I literally did not recognise @stevedangle20.bsky.social on prime… because he wasn’t actively trying to lose his voice
I wrote a thing about the Maple Leaf. I wrote it down after the Four Nations contest, and after Mike Myers on the final moments of Saturday Night Live, it felt right to get this online.
www.a5scribbles.com/blog/2025/3/...
www.a5scribbles.com/blog/2025/3/...
With Glowing Hearts — The A5 Scribbles
After watching Team Canada beat Team USA the other night in the 4 Nations competition (hey, deja vu!) I was in town the following morning and was keenly aware of all the Canadian Flags. I’m sure they ...
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March 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I wrote a thing about the Maple Leaf. I wrote it down after the Four Nations contest, and after Mike Myers on the final moments of Saturday Night Live, it felt right to get this online.
www.a5scribbles.com/blog/2025/3/...
www.a5scribbles.com/blog/2025/3/...
March 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If you speed up Jordan Peterson, he sounds like Ben Shapiro instead of a chipmunk.
February 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you speed up Jordan Peterson, he sounds like Ben Shapiro instead of a chipmunk.
Dear America: you came for our sport. We won. We love you. Thank you for an incredible series.
Dear #Trump: Eat shit. I hope you die tomorrow. I will hope that every day until it happens
Dear #Trump: Eat shit. I hope you die tomorrow. I will hope that every day until it happens
February 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Dear America: you came for our sport. We won. We love you. Thank you for an incredible series.
Dear #Trump: Eat shit. I hope you die tomorrow. I will hope that every day until it happens
Dear #Trump: Eat shit. I hope you die tomorrow. I will hope that every day until it happens
Happy #kendricklamar day to all that celebrate
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Happy #kendricklamar day to all that celebrate