Aaron Woofter
@aaronwoofter.bsky.social
"You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."
She is running for VP
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
She is running for VP
Is Zac Gallen a "front line starter"? I saw that and had to look twice.
January 22, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Is Zac Gallen a "front line starter"? I saw that and had to look twice.
Sometimes.
Off and on.
Off and on.
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Sometimes.
Off and on.
Off and on.
The ones place is too much. By the 10 is fine after like the 2nd round.
January 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The ones place is too much. By the 10 is fine after like the 2nd round.
Matt, day old coffee.
You deserve better
You deserve better
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Matt, day old coffee.
You deserve better
You deserve better
Taco taco taco taco taco taco
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Taco taco taco taco taco taco
You see—this is the kind of creative response that is going to go woefully under appreciated.
But not by me, pal. Not by me.
But not by me, pal. Not by me.
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
You see—this is the kind of creative response that is going to go woefully under appreciated.
But not by me, pal. Not by me.
But not by me, pal. Not by me.
The electrical issues are with his heart and it’s called atrial fibrillation
Or with any luck ventricular tachycardia
Or with any luck ventricular tachycardia
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
The electrical issues are with his heart and it’s called atrial fibrillation
Or with any luck ventricular tachycardia
Or with any luck ventricular tachycardia
I love how the official kept following him around and blowing his whistle, as if "Taking Off Your Helmet After The Play Is Over" is a continuous, harmful offense.
Geezus, bro.
Geezus, bro.
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I love how the official kept following him around and blowing his whistle, as if "Taking Off Your Helmet After The Play Is Over" is a continuous, harmful offense.
Geezus, bro.
Geezus, bro.
remind me, who is flying in protestors?
January 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
remind me, who is flying in protestors?
His mug shot maybe?
Domestic violence
Domestic violence
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
His mug shot maybe?
Domestic violence
Domestic violence
If it’s Beltran and Jones, few people will be celebrating this class
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If it’s Beltran and Jones, few people will be celebrating this class
I’m not watching
But before the Ohio State game and at halftime, he said he wanted his guys to play “violent”.
That’s not a necessary descriptor for aggressive football
But before the Ohio State game and at halftime, he said he wanted his guys to play “violent”.
That’s not a necessary descriptor for aggressive football
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I’m not watching
But before the Ohio State game and at halftime, he said he wanted his guys to play “violent”.
That’s not a necessary descriptor for aggressive football
But before the Ohio State game and at halftime, he said he wanted his guys to play “violent”.
That’s not a necessary descriptor for aggressive football
Rules are rules.
He should not pay it and the NFL should leave him alone.
He should not pay it and the NFL should leave him alone.
January 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Rules are rules.
He should not pay it and the NFL should leave him alone.
He should not pay it and the NFL should leave him alone.
Ugh I didn’t read it yet!
Two demerits on me
Two demerits on me
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Ugh I didn’t read it yet!
Two demerits on me
Two demerits on me
...and some homophobic locker room comments.
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
...and some homophobic locker room comments.
yet my feed is 1/3 murder, 1/3 lies, and 1/3 ball.
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
yet my feed is 1/3 murder, 1/3 lies, and 1/3 ball.
This is what trying looks like
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 AM
This is what trying looks like
Ballot ☑️
Lunch ☑️
Checkmarks 😱
Lunch ☑️
Checkmarks 😱
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Ballot ☑️
Lunch ☑️
Checkmarks 😱
Lunch ☑️
Checkmarks 😱
Miserable.
Any relation to Jon?
Dude's LinkedIn says he's looking for work. Great contribution to MLB journalism.
Any relation to Jon?
Dude's LinkedIn says he's looking for work. Great contribution to MLB journalism.
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Miserable.
Any relation to Jon?
Dude's LinkedIn says he's looking for work. Great contribution to MLB journalism.
Any relation to Jon?
Dude's LinkedIn says he's looking for work. Great contribution to MLB journalism.
Bruh that’s hemorrhoids
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Bruh that’s hemorrhoids
Jon Lovett from Pod Save America said he heard a Denmark official being asked what would happen if someone tried to invade Greenland, with its 1000 foot sheer ice cliffs. The guy said, "We would immediately commence a rescue operation for them."
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Jon Lovett from Pod Save America said he heard a Denmark official being asked what would happen if someone tried to invade Greenland, with its 1000 foot sheer ice cliffs. The guy said, "We would immediately commence a rescue operation for them."