Aaron Woofter
@aaronwoofter.bsky.social
"You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."
Every intersection should be a roundabout
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Every intersection should be a roundabout
My wife and I were listening to NPR this am and I instinctively said "Eastern Caribbean? Eastern Pacific is like off the coast of California / Mexico, not Venezuela."
I am losing my mind
DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC
THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC
THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR
WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC
PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC
THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC
THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR
WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC
PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My wife and I were listening to NPR this am and I instinctively said "Eastern Caribbean? Eastern Pacific is like off the coast of California / Mexico, not Venezuela."
Reposted by Aaron Woofter
Kudos to the Brown University students who are posting continuous live updates, spaced just minutes apart, on the campus shooting. A lot of grace and professionalism under immense pressure.
www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...
www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...
Live updates: Two deceased in active shooter incident at Brown University
Serving the Brown University community since 1891
www.browndailyherald.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kudos to the Brown University students who are posting continuous live updates, spaced just minutes apart, on the campus shooting. A lot of grace and professionalism under immense pressure.
www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...
www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
LOL, so uncomfortable watching Tom Brady talk about letting air out, and needing to keep his hand warm.
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
LOL, so uncomfortable watching Tom Brady talk about letting air out, and needing to keep his hand warm.
IMHO
Thanksgiving dinner is fckng delicious.
A well-cooked turkey is so flavorful. Suck it, chicken, I'll take turkey every day of the week.
Stuffing, simpler the better.
Garlic mashed potatoes
Gravy however you want to make it, as long as it's thick.
Cranberry relish (not jelly, please).
Best meal.
Thanksgiving dinner is fckng delicious.
A well-cooked turkey is so flavorful. Suck it, chicken, I'll take turkey every day of the week.
Stuffing, simpler the better.
Garlic mashed potatoes
Gravy however you want to make it, as long as it's thick.
Cranberry relish (not jelly, please).
Best meal.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
IMHO
Thanksgiving dinner is fckng delicious.
A well-cooked turkey is so flavorful. Suck it, chicken, I'll take turkey every day of the week.
Stuffing, simpler the better.
Garlic mashed potatoes
Gravy however you want to make it, as long as it's thick.
Cranberry relish (not jelly, please).
Best meal.
Thanksgiving dinner is fckng delicious.
A well-cooked turkey is so flavorful. Suck it, chicken, I'll take turkey every day of the week.
Stuffing, simpler the better.
Garlic mashed potatoes
Gravy however you want to make it, as long as it's thick.
Cranberry relish (not jelly, please).
Best meal.
@megrowler.fangraphs.com @benlindbergh.bsky.social @ewpod.bsky.social
Brebbia *and* Meneses? Ben prime gon’ be tearing his hair out!
(Hey there’s some good guys on this list…)
Brebbia *and* Meneses? Ben prime gon’ be tearing his hair out!
(Hey there’s some good guys on this list…)
Oh, you like free agents, eh?! Well, have all the minor league free agents in the world!
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/play...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/play...
a cartoon of homer simpson eating a pink candy
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson eating a pink candy
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
@megrowler.fangraphs.com @benlindbergh.bsky.social @ewpod.bsky.social
Brebbia *and* Meneses? Ben prime gon’ be tearing his hair out!
(Hey there’s some good guys on this list…)
Brebbia *and* Meneses? Ben prime gon’ be tearing his hair out!
(Hey there’s some good guys on this list…)
The Cardinal Way
Make sure the team gets its flowers when an individual player wins an award
Make sure the team gets its flowers when an individual player wins an award
1st for Masyn Winn.
4th #stlcards shortstop to win.
100th Gold Glove for #Cardinals club.
More here: www.stltoday.com/sports/profe...
4th #stlcards shortstop to win.
100th Gold Glove for #Cardinals club.
More here: www.stltoday.com/sports/profe...
Shortstop Masyn Winn secures 1st career Gold Glove Award, wins Cardinals' 100th overall
Winn, a finalist for Rawlings' top honor in each of his two seasons as the Cardinals' everyday shortstop, becomes the fourth Cardinals shortstop to win.
www.stltoday.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Cardinal Way
Make sure the team gets its flowers when an individual player wins an award
Make sure the team gets its flowers when an individual player wins an award
Absolutely rude of Julio to hit a HR like that, to John Smoltz/s supreme disappointment.
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Absolutely rude of Julio to hit a HR like that, to John Smoltz/s supreme disappointment.
How many times do you see it? Guy makes a great play in the field, comes up and gets a big hit!
Answer: Almost never
But the ball *ALWAYS* finds the guy who just entered the game / is playing out of position.
Answer: Almost never
But the ball *ALWAYS* finds the guy who just entered the game / is playing out of position.
October 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
How many times do you see it? Guy makes a great play in the field, comes up and gets a big hit!
Answer: Almost never
But the ball *ALWAYS* finds the guy who just entered the game / is playing out of position.
Answer: Almost never
But the ball *ALWAYS* finds the guy who just entered the game / is playing out of position.
Losing because Javy Baez sees too many strikes is regrettable.
#Guardians
#Guardians
October 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Losing because Javy Baez sees too many strikes is regrettable.
#Guardians
#Guardians
Please, AJ, please pinch hit Jahmai Jones for Kerry Carpenter here...
#Tigers
#overthinkingitlikeyesterday
#Tigers
#overthinkingitlikeyesterday
October 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Please, AJ, please pinch hit Jahmai Jones for Kerry Carpenter here...
#Tigers
#overthinkingitlikeyesterday
#Tigers
#overthinkingitlikeyesterday
Fckng hell
17-3 end of 3 Commanders-Packers
And they call baseball boring?
17-3 end of 3 Commanders-Packers
And they call baseball boring?
bugs bunny is standing in front of a door with a sad look on his face .
ALT: bugs bunny is standing in front of a door with a sad look on his face .
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Fckng hell
17-3 end of 3 Commanders-Packers
And they call baseball boring?
17-3 end of 3 Commanders-Packers
And they call baseball boring?
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Reconnecting with a long-lost father through baseball is much more than Hollywood script material for Oregon native Elizabeth Riley.
How a daughter reclaimed her father's U.S. Army baseball legacy among forgotten fields on a French military base:
How a daughter reclaimed her father's U.S. Army baseball legacy among forgotten fields on a French military base:
A daughter reclaims her father’s US Army baseball legacy in France
www.stripes.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Reconnecting with a long-lost father through baseball is much more than Hollywood script material for Oregon native Elizabeth Riley.
How a daughter reclaimed her father's U.S. Army baseball legacy among forgotten fields on a French military base:
How a daughter reclaimed her father's U.S. Army baseball legacy among forgotten fields on a French military base:
Importantly, Brandon Young ’s mom is a smoke show
August 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Importantly, Brandon Young ’s mom is a smoke show
If this guy could have been traded to Baltimore for John Means, would it be justified?
August 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If this guy could have been traded to Baltimore for John Means, would it be justified?
Pretty sure she could afford Obamacare.
Venus Williams just won her first match in two years and at the end when they were interviewing her about what a miracle it was, she said she had to come back and play a match; they told her she was on cobra and she’s always at the doctor so **she needs the health insurance**
Venus Williams literally a millionaire working for healthcare coverage
July 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pretty sure she could afford Obamacare.
@frankstampfl.bsky.social Hi Frank, was away from your pod for a few months, but listened again last night.
My goodness, the gambling ads.
I realize your employer is not exactly covering itself in glory these days, but this is ridiculous. (and irresponsible? See: Giolito, Lucas)
My goodness, the gambling ads.
I realize your employer is not exactly covering itself in glory these days, but this is ridiculous. (and irresponsible? See: Giolito, Lucas)
July 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@frankstampfl.bsky.social Hi Frank, was away from your pod for a few months, but listened again last night.
My goodness, the gambling ads.
I realize your employer is not exactly covering itself in glory these days, but this is ridiculous. (and irresponsible? See: Giolito, Lucas)
My goodness, the gambling ads.
I realize your employer is not exactly covering itself in glory these days, but this is ridiculous. (and irresponsible? See: Giolito, Lucas)
Reposted by Aaron Woofter
Brief scouting report on 18-year-old right-hander Roimer Rosas, whom the Dodgers signed yesterday out of Venezuela: low-cost addition, throws strikes and flashed a decent changeup. Will start in the Dominican Summer League.
July 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Brief scouting report on 18-year-old right-hander Roimer Rosas, whom the Dodgers signed yesterday out of Venezuela: low-cost addition, throws strikes and flashed a decent changeup. Will start in the Dominican Summer League.
@baumann.bsky.social DBacks drafted a guy named Joe Ariola.
Are they gonna make him wear his name on the front of his jersey?
Are they gonna make him wear his name on the front of his jersey?
July 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
@baumann.bsky.social DBacks drafted a guy named Joe Ariola.
Are they gonna make him wear his name on the front of his jersey?
Are they gonna make him wear his name on the front of his jersey?
@alexjstumpf.bsky.social
Hi Alex, I admit this question is for fantasy baseball purposes but do you have any insight into why Tony Blanco, Jr is on the 60 day IL?
I hope it's not a bad injury, but also understand that he and his family have suffered a terrible tragedy.
Hi Alex, I admit this question is for fantasy baseball purposes but do you have any insight into why Tony Blanco, Jr is on the 60 day IL?
I hope it's not a bad injury, but also understand that he and his family have suffered a terrible tragedy.
July 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
@alexjstumpf.bsky.social
Hi Alex, I admit this question is for fantasy baseball purposes but do you have any insight into why Tony Blanco, Jr is on the 60 day IL?
I hope it's not a bad injury, but also understand that he and his family have suffered a terrible tragedy.
Hi Alex, I admit this question is for fantasy baseball purposes but do you have any insight into why Tony Blanco, Jr is on the 60 day IL?
I hope it's not a bad injury, but also understand that he and his family have suffered a terrible tragedy.
@bobbyblanco.bsky.social "Crews basically scored the first run in the second on his hustle alone. With two outs, he singled to left off Kodai Senga to extend his hitting streak to nine games. He then caught Nimmo not paying attention and sprinted to second and came around to score on Tena's single."
April 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
@bobbyblanco.bsky.social "Crews basically scored the first run in the second on his hustle alone. With two outs, he singled to left off Kodai Senga to extend his hitting streak to nine games. He then caught Nimmo not paying attention and sprinted to second and came around to score on Tena's single."
@bobbyblanco.bsky.social Hi Bobby, I enjoyed your article recapping the Nats win over the Mets. Do you happen to have any insight into why Crews' hustle double was changed to a single? There was no error charged to Nimmo, so how in the scorebook does MLB account for the extra base?
April 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
@bobbyblanco.bsky.social Hi Bobby, I enjoyed your article recapping the Nats win over the Mets. Do you happen to have any insight into why Crews' hustle double was changed to a single? There was no error charged to Nimmo, so how in the scorebook does MLB account for the extra base?