i did just get another one lol

screaming ‘when i called you last night from glasgow’ in glasgow in a crowded place got to be up there in top ten moments of life idk idk

received multiple compliments on my tiktok reposts

feeling depressed at work so just eating chocolate peanuts in the back for my break

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

rating responses to my bf’s twin brother getting engaged:

‘when are you guys getting engaged’: 2/10 unoriginal

‘omg wait does thomas have a twin’: 7/10 hilarious as to think i’d announce some sort of scandal through insta stories