Abby V
@abby412.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, probably sleepy 🩷💜💙 she/her
Nannykids asked me to paint a cat. They did not specify what kind of cat.
June 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Nannykids asked me to paint a cat. They did not specify what kind of cat.
Just realized that chaotic bisexuals could also be called impulse bis. This made me giggle for two solid minutes.
June 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just realized that chaotic bisexuals could also be called impulse bis. This made me giggle for two solid minutes.
Good news: My flight is actually taking off on time.
Bad news: It’s full of high school wrestlers.
Complication: I’ve been awake since 5:30am. Yesterday.
Bad news: It’s full of high school wrestlers.
Complication: I’ve been awake since 5:30am. Yesterday.
June 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Good news: My flight is actually taking off on time.
Bad news: It’s full of high school wrestlers.
Complication: I’ve been awake since 5:30am. Yesterday.
Bad news: It’s full of high school wrestlers.
Complication: I’ve been awake since 5:30am. Yesterday.
That moment when you realize that, no, you did not pack enough underwear for trip.
June 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
That moment when you realize that, no, you did not pack enough underwear for trip.
Customer service agents need to quit asking me how my day is going.
If it were good, I wouldn’t be on the phone with customer service.
If it were good, I wouldn’t be on the phone with customer service.
May 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Customer service agents need to quit asking me how my day is going.
If it were good, I wouldn’t be on the phone with customer service.
If it were good, I wouldn’t be on the phone with customer service.
95% of my Wikipedia use is looking up male celebrities to make sure they aren’t creeps.
April 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
95% of my Wikipedia use is looking up male celebrities to make sure they aren’t creeps.
Me in Fall Semester: I can’t wait for it to cool down so I can wear my cute sweaters.
Me in Spring Semester: WHY IS IT SO COLD!?! WHY ARE THE FACULTY PARKING SPOTS SO FAR FTOM THE BUILDING?!??!
Me in Spring Semester: WHY IS IT SO COLD!?! WHY ARE THE FACULTY PARKING SPOTS SO FAR FTOM THE BUILDING?!??!
January 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Me in Fall Semester: I can’t wait for it to cool down so I can wear my cute sweaters.
Me in Spring Semester: WHY IS IT SO COLD!?! WHY ARE THE FACULTY PARKING SPOTS SO FAR FTOM THE BUILDING?!??!
Me in Spring Semester: WHY IS IT SO COLD!?! WHY ARE THE FACULTY PARKING SPOTS SO FAR FTOM THE BUILDING?!??!
Stuck in traffic on the I-5 listening to rockabilly Christmas songs, making the most of the last day of December trip to LA.
December 19, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Stuck in traffic on the I-5 listening to rockabilly Christmas songs, making the most of the last day of December trip to LA.
It turns out that doing maintenance on the LMS the weekend before grades are do isn’t a good idea.
December 15, 2024 at 6:17 PM
It turns out that doing maintenance on the LMS the weekend before grades are do isn’t a good idea.
You know it’s sweater season when shaving your armpits resembles cleaning the lint trap.
December 6, 2024 at 2:01 AM
You know it’s sweater season when shaving your armpits resembles cleaning the lint trap.
I don’t know who needs to hear this (other the the dude behind me), but if you kick or bump any part of the seat in front of you at a venue, movie theater, etc. the person in front of you can feel it. If you do it repeatedly (like the dude behind me) the person will hate you.
November 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this (other the the dude behind me), but if you kick or bump any part of the seat in front of you at a venue, movie theater, etc. the person in front of you can feel it. If you do it repeatedly (like the dude behind me) the person will hate you.
Hey fellow white people, quit leaving comments about Black people’s grammar on their videos. There’s no such thing as “correct” English grammar. You’re just being racist. www.cambridge.org/elt/blog/202...
There's no such thing as Standard English | Cambridge English
Linguistically speaking, there is not just one Standard English, and even L1 speakers of English can sound very different from each other.
www.cambridge.org
November 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Hey fellow white people, quit leaving comments about Black people’s grammar on their videos. There’s no such thing as “correct” English grammar. You’re just being racist. www.cambridge.org/elt/blog/202...
ADHD is the veganism of neurodivergence. We’re forever telling anyone who will listen about our lack of executive function.
November 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
ADHD is the veganism of neurodivergence. We’re forever telling anyone who will listen about our lack of executive function.
“Fun” fact to share your conservative friends and family: 97% of gender-affirming top surgeries performed on minors are breast reductions for cisgender teen boys. www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/feature...
Gender-affirming surgeries rarely performed on transgender youth
A new Harvard Chan School study found little to no utilization of gender-affirming surgeries by transgender and gender-diverse minors in the U.S.
www.hsph.harvard.edu
October 21, 2024 at 10:21 PM
“Fun” fact to share your conservative friends and family: 97% of gender-affirming top surgeries performed on minors are breast reductions for cisgender teen boys. www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/feature...
Working in academia is like doing a group project, but everyone working on the project is the kind of person who does the entire group project by themself.
October 2, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Working in academia is like doing a group project, but everyone working on the project is the kind of person who does the entire group project by themself.
My favorite game to play with the college freshman I teach is to slowly wear more and more ridiculous clothing and see how long it takes for one of them to break and say something. Pairing this glorious preschool-chic shirt with a black pencil skirt for spooky season.
September 26, 2024 at 3:24 AM
My favorite game to play with the college freshman I teach is to slowly wear more and more ridiculous clothing and see how long it takes for one of them to break and say something. Pairing this glorious preschool-chic shirt with a black pencil skirt for spooky season.
Public Service Announcement for all the college students out there. It’s better to turn in a terrible essay and get a D than it is to plagiarize your paper and risk getting a zero. 60% > 0%
September 23, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Public Service Announcement for all the college students out there. It’s better to turn in a terrible essay and get a D than it is to plagiarize your paper and risk getting a zero. 60% > 0%
The least believable thing in Marvel Comics is that Reed Richards has 18 PhDs and goes by “Mister” Fantastic. If I had to write that many dissertations, I’d make my own mother call me “doctor.”
September 21, 2024 at 9:55 PM
The least believable thing in Marvel Comics is that Reed Richards has 18 PhDs and goes by “Mister” Fantastic. If I had to write that many dissertations, I’d make my own mother call me “doctor.”
Parents of teens, I know you have a lot on your plates. But, before your kids leave for college, can you please make sure they know how to upload a document to the internet?
September 9, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Parents of teens, I know you have a lot on your plates. But, before your kids leave for college, can you please make sure they know how to upload a document to the internet?
Reposted by Abby V
In which I share some reflections on the recent actions of NaNoWriMo, including a brief exchange I had with their executive director.
stone-soup.ghost.io/some-thought...
stone-soup.ghost.io/some-thought...
Some Thoughts on NaNoWriMo
Digest 09.06.2024 - Stone Soup
stone-soup.ghost.io
September 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
In which I share some reflections on the recent actions of NaNoWriMo, including a brief exchange I had with their executive director.
stone-soup.ghost.io/some-thought...
stone-soup.ghost.io/some-thought...
Well, as long as it’s a demon who took me, I’m good to go.
September 6, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Well, as long as it’s a demon who took me, I’m good to go.
Whoever designed this gift bag did not run it past any middle school children or any childish adults.
December 23, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Whoever designed this gift bag did not run it past any middle school children or any childish adults.
Reposted by Abby V
Mike Godwin, author of Godwin's law: Go ahead and compare Trump to Hitler.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Yes, it’s okay to compare Trump to Hitler. Don’t let me stop you.
My very minor status as an authority on Hitler comparisons stems from having coined “Godwin’s Law” more than three decades ago.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Mike Godwin, author of Godwin's law: Go ahead and compare Trump to Hitler.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Reposted by Abby V
How she so princess yet so gremlin.
December 4, 2023 at 9:44 PM
How she so princess yet so gremlin.