Abby Jane 🏳️⚧️
@abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com
Abby Jane
she/her
Law cannot save a polity that no longer wants to be governed by law.
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she/her
Law cannot save a polity that no longer wants to be governed by law.
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The only quantum physics meme that is worth the ink
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
The only quantum physics meme that is worth the ink
Verizon has apologized more and better for one day of inconvenience than my mother has for a lifetime of her being a bitch. Good job, Bell Atlantic.
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Verizon has apologized more and better for one day of inconvenience than my mother has for a lifetime of her being a bitch. Good job, Bell Atlantic.
I already do this:
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I already do this:
No shit, Sherlock.
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
No shit, Sherlock.
Even SCOTUS doesn't want me. :(
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Even SCOTUS doesn't want me. :(
This sounds like an opportunity and a threat. As long as I have Blãhaj and a beer, it's never lonely.
January 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This sounds like an opportunity and a threat. As long as I have Blãhaj and a beer, it's never lonely.
I am asking questions this restaurant thinks its sign already answers.
January 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I am asking questions this restaurant thinks its sign already answers.
Bitches, you underestimate my ability to complain. I am embracing my inner white woman.
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Bitches, you underestimate my ability to complain. I am embracing my inner white woman.
Apparently this is the local delicacy.
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Apparently this is the local delicacy.
It's crunch time, girlies. I am flying to Iowa for an interview on Thursday. I have a suit. I have options.
Suit...button down...tie.
Suit...button down...no tie.
Suite...and the rust shirt.
They are going to encounter me as deadname. But it's a hella liberal campus.
Suit...button down...tie.
Suit...button down...no tie.
Suite...and the rust shirt.
They are going to encounter me as deadname. But it's a hella liberal campus.
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
It's crunch time, girlies. I am flying to Iowa for an interview on Thursday. I have a suit. I have options.
Suit...button down...tie.
Suit...button down...no tie.
Suite...and the rust shirt.
They are going to encounter me as deadname. But it's a hella liberal campus.
Suit...button down...tie.
Suit...button down...no tie.
Suite...and the rust shirt.
They are going to encounter me as deadname. But it's a hella liberal campus.
White v. Google (NDAL) [incidentally my district and the judge hearing my case].
He sued Sting, Walmart, and Google for slandering and libeling his good Englishman name because he is "the only person that nose [sic] English the right and real way."
He sued Sting, Walmart, and Google for slandering and libeling his good Englishman name because he is "the only person that nose [sic] English the right and real way."
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ENGLISHMAN REPUTATION IN-THIS WORLD AND th-THE ONE REAL TURE ENGHISHMAN IN
THIS WORLD BECAUSE | AM THE ONLY PERSON THAT NOSE ENGLISH THE RIGHT AND REAL
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AMY ENGLISHMAN NAME | SUPPOSE-T> HAVE THE DEFENDANIAND ENGLAND STOLE MY LIFE
MY FUTURE FROM ME | DISCOVERED IN 2020 IN MY HOME IN WESTEND THE HOME I LIVE IN
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ENGLISHMAN IS NOT ONE | AM
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January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
White v. Google (NDAL) [incidentally my district and the judge hearing my case].
He sued Sting, Walmart, and Google for slandering and libeling his good Englishman name because he is "the only person that nose [sic] English the right and real way."
He sued Sting, Walmart, and Google for slandering and libeling his good Englishman name because he is "the only person that nose [sic] English the right and real way."
I looked up to see if there was actually a term for that, and this is the picture that came up in an article about the topic. 10/10; no notes
January 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I looked up to see if there was actually a term for that, and this is the picture that came up in an article about the topic. 10/10; no notes
I spit out my drink
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I spit out my drink
It's time for bold leadership
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It's time for bold leadership
I have to ask...and I know it's a big ask because there's so much going wrong in this picture...but please tell the world why this is not the way to dress...ever. :)
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I have to ask...and I know it's a big ask because there's so much going wrong in this picture...but please tell the world why this is not the way to dress...ever. :)
Workday isn't cheap and is super sketchy in imo, but this is the key: They had 80 systems running campus wide, most of it was homegrown, and they couldn't get data out of it.
That's decades of technical debt/deferred maintenance showing up on the budget in a relatively short amount of time.
That's decades of technical debt/deferred maintenance showing up on the budget in a relatively short amount of time.
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Workday isn't cheap and is super sketchy in imo, but this is the key: They had 80 systems running campus wide, most of it was homegrown, and they couldn't get data out of it.
That's decades of technical debt/deferred maintenance showing up on the budget in a relatively short amount of time.
That's decades of technical debt/deferred maintenance showing up on the budget in a relatively short amount of time.
No one is swiping left because the other person thinks the top marginal tax rate is too high or that SCOTUS was right to overturn Chevron.
Everyone knows what views are in play here.
Everyone knows what views are in play here.
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No one is swiping left because the other person thinks the top marginal tax rate is too high or that SCOTUS was right to overturn Chevron.
Everyone knows what views are in play here.
Everyone knows what views are in play here.
It looks like the rule is you can call someone a cocksucker but you can't accuse someone of felching.
Crawford v. United Steelworkers, AFL-CIO 335 S.E.2d 828 (1985) and Grillo v. John Alden Life Ins. Co., 939 F. Supp. 685 (D. Minn. 1996).
Crawford v. United Steelworkers, AFL-CIO 335 S.E.2d 828 (1985) and Grillo v. John Alden Life Ins. Co., 939 F. Supp. 685 (D. Minn. 1996).
![The statements identified by plaintiff are statements of opinion. Whether plaintiff in fact resembles "Luigi", whether he is "short and stupid", or whether he is a "dago guinea" are matters not susceptible of empirical determination. They are not capable of being proven true or false. Moreover, his supervisor's alleged description of plaintiff as a "cocksucker" with a "two-inch dick", "although uncomplimentary ... does not suggest verifiably false facts about" plaintiff. Lund, 467 N.W.2d at 369 (affirming summary dismissal of claim that plaintiff was called "shit head[]", and a "brown nose"); see also Geraci, 526 N.W.2d at 397-398 (dismissing claim based on statements that plaintiff "had poisoned the board", was "emotional" and "not a team player"); Lee v. Metropolitan Airport Comm'n., 428 N.W.2d 815, 821 (Minn.Ct.App.1988) (same result where plaintiff referred to as "fluffy", and a "bitch"). The context in which these statements are alleged to have been made the workplace taunts of an infantile supervisor dispels any suggestion that they could be literally interpreted as provably false assertions of fact. Plaintiff's defamation claim must be dismissed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:43dqskcsjdzdf4zrsddyi35y/bafkreiekgax2ogyxebysuhygjacvdk55mhnregs322qulpbpndhns5de5i@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It looks like the rule is you can call someone a cocksucker but you can't accuse someone of felching.
Crawford v. United Steelworkers, AFL-CIO 335 S.E.2d 828 (1985) and Grillo v. John Alden Life Ins. Co., 939 F. Supp. 685 (D. Minn. 1996).
Crawford v. United Steelworkers, AFL-CIO 335 S.E.2d 828 (1985) and Grillo v. John Alden Life Ins. Co., 939 F. Supp. 685 (D. Minn. 1996).
I can see it in my head right now.
"Sir, did you know what felching was?"
"Yes, I did."
(hushed murmurs in the courtroom)
"Sir, did you know what felching was?"
"Yes, I did."
(hushed murmurs in the courtroom)
![‘September 2022. In one of the posts, the Defendant accused Plaintiff of "felching", writing in part:
Hi yes, I'm wondering if wondering if Mayor Swan Hurburt and her felching cronie [sic] Mark Feinstein are still being allowed to pollute our beaut ocean with hazardous refuse?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:43dqskcsjdzdf4zrsddyi35y/bafkreibl5taj7t4soqcefkf6uh4ybqukaffptjdniftd36e73unvn6s73i@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I can see it in my head right now.
"Sir, did you know what felching was?"
"Yes, I did."
(hushed murmurs in the courtroom)
"Sir, did you know what felching was?"
"Yes, I did."
(hushed murmurs in the courtroom)
I think a lot about the fact that one guy, Thomas Midgley Jr., developed both leaded gasoline and CFCs. What a dipshit. He even looks like a douchecanoe.
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I think a lot about the fact that one guy, Thomas Midgley Jr., developed both leaded gasoline and CFCs. What a dipshit. He even looks like a douchecanoe.
Too late, Co-Star
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Too late, Co-Star
Fun fact: Also Nancy Reagan's nickname.
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fun fact: Also Nancy Reagan's nickname.
Mommy, is the goat sleeping?
Yes, sleeping, that's it.
Yes, sleeping, that's it.
December 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mommy, is the goat sleeping?
Yes, sleeping, that's it.
Yes, sleeping, that's it.