Abby Jane 🏳️⚧️
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Abby Jane
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Law cannot save a polity that no longer wants to be governed by law.
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Law cannot save a polity that no longer wants to be governed by law.
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For clarity: Abby Jane is my full first name.
Jane isn’t a surname.
Love y'all.
Jane isn’t a surname.
Love y'all.
A vote for Abby Jane is a vote for:
If software is sold as a product, it must remain usable without ongoing payment.
If subscriptions are offered, a non-subscription option must exist.
If hardware depends on software to function, that software cannot be revoked.
Ownership must mean something again.
If software is sold as a product, it must remain usable without ongoing payment.
If subscriptions are offered, a non-subscription option must exist.
If hardware depends on software to function, that software cannot be revoked.
Ownership must mean something again.
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
A vote for Abby Jane is a vote for:
If software is sold as a product, it must remain usable without ongoing payment.
If subscriptions are offered, a non-subscription option must exist.
If hardware depends on software to function, that software cannot be revoked.
Ownership must mean something again.
If software is sold as a product, it must remain usable without ongoing payment.
If subscriptions are offered, a non-subscription option must exist.
If hardware depends on software to function, that software cannot be revoked.
Ownership must mean something again.
The autistic feminine urge to go through the Constitution and tidy up some of the bits that needed tidying.
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The autistic feminine urge to go through the Constitution and tidy up some of the bits that needed tidying.
I already do this:
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I already do this:
This is funny and true. Filling out the intake form for my son to get his ADHD assessment...I thought, "Oh, that's me...that's me too...uh, shit makes sense now." So now we both microdose meth to be able to interact with normies.
There is a new autistic barbie out, but no one is talking about her mother, undiagnosed computer engineer barbie about to get the surprise of her life when she starts to argue with the evaluator that these are all normal childhood behaviours that she had when she was the same age.
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This is funny and true. Filling out the intake form for my son to get his ADHD assessment...I thought, "Oh, that's me...that's me too...uh, shit makes sense now." So now we both microdose meth to be able to interact with normies.
No shit, Sherlock.
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
No shit, Sherlock.
The feting of Michelle Goldberg by people who should know better is as disappointing as it is predictable.
January 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
The feting of Michelle Goldberg by people who should know better is as disappointing as it is predictable.
My thought about dolphins: they're assholes. like literally the jerks you meet at a club.
"Researchers have found that female dolphins have evolved clitorises to feel pleasure, which may explain why they have lots of lesbian sex."
Study: Dolphins Have Lots of Lesbian Sex Due to Evolved Clitorises
<p>"These are things that are critically important for us to understand evolutionarily. They may actually have something to teach us about our own sexuality."</p>
www.advocate.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 AM
My thought about dolphins: they're assholes. like literally the jerks you meet at a club.
Even SCOTUS doesn't want me. :(
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Even SCOTUS doesn't want me. :(
Would be nice if there were a little friction of "don't go, stay!" but I understand and honestly it is "for the best." But just a little friction...as a treat.
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Would be nice if there were a little friction of "don't go, stay!" but I understand and honestly it is "for the best." But just a little friction...as a treat.
This is the dream. One day, Abby Jane, one day.
nuked my linkedin and it feels so good. so long gay bowser
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This is the dream. One day, Abby Jane, one day.
Good times when a guy with no posts jumps into my mentions to inform me that “Mac the Knife” is from Threepenny Opera like I don’t have ADHD, an internet connection, and no ability to self-regulate.
Easiest block of the day.
Easiest block of the day.
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Good times when a guy with no posts jumps into my mentions to inform me that “Mac the Knife” is from Threepenny Opera like I don’t have ADHD, an internet connection, and no ability to self-regulate.
Easiest block of the day.
Easiest block of the day.
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Tilda put it best, but I’m genuinely begging non lawyers to tune out scotus as much as you can. The halcyon days of protecting minority rights are gone—for now. I’ll let you know when to tune back in. If you need or want to court-watch, state supreme courts are the place to go
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Tilda put it best, but I’m genuinely begging non lawyers to tune out scotus as much as you can. The halcyon days of protecting minority rights are gone—for now. I’ll let you know when to tune back in. If you need or want to court-watch, state supreme courts are the place to go
Oh, anyway, shopping for an e-bike is fun.
Huh, Scott Adams died.
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Oh, anyway, shopping for an e-bike is fun.
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just a reminder that the SCOTUS oral arguments today are going to be a highlight reel of the dumbest and worst faith regurgitated transphobic shittery from the past decade, there will be absolutely nothing to glean from this nonsense, and trans people you don't need to hear any of this again
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
just a reminder that the SCOTUS oral arguments today are going to be a highlight reel of the dumbest and worst faith regurgitated transphobic shittery from the past decade, there will be absolutely nothing to glean from this nonsense, and trans people you don't need to hear any of this again
"Mac the Knife" is a fucking weird song and even weirder was "Mac Tonight".
I have no point, just shit is fucking weird.
I have no point, just shit is fucking weird.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
"Mac the Knife" is a fucking weird song and even weirder was "Mac Tonight".
I have no point, just shit is fucking weird.
I have no point, just shit is fucking weird.
Additional Aaron Rogers and Mike Tomlin thoughts...fire them. Simple. Done. Fire them both.
Thank you for your service, now please exit stage left.
Thank you for your service, now please exit stage left.
I stand by my slur.
Aaron Rogers can suck my lady nuts.
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Additional Aaron Rogers and Mike Tomlin thoughts...fire them. Simple. Done. Fire them both.
Thank you for your service, now please exit stage left.
Thank you for your service, now please exit stage left.
They should get the refs some shirts that fit better. The puffy sleeves ain't it.
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
They should get the refs some shirts that fit better. The puffy sleeves ain't it.
I stand by my slur.
Aaron Rogers can suck my lady nuts.
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I stand by my slur.
Aaron Rogers can suck my lady nuts.
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Aaron Rogers can suck my lady nuts.
My "Old Woman Yells at Clouds" belief is that only players on the field should be able to call a time out.
January 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
My "Old Woman Yells at Clouds" belief is that only players on the field should be able to call a time out.
ICE is so young that I remember **why** it was created.
INS combined benefits, border inspection, and immigration enforcement.
The idea of splitting INS into USCIS (naturalization/green cards/etc), CBP (customs/border), and ICE (interior policing) was not a bad idea at the time.
INS combined benefits, border inspection, and immigration enforcement.
The idea of splitting INS into USCIS (naturalization/green cards/etc), CBP (customs/border), and ICE (interior policing) was not a bad idea at the time.
January 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
ICE is so young that I remember **why** it was created.
INS combined benefits, border inspection, and immigration enforcement.
The idea of splitting INS into USCIS (naturalization/green cards/etc), CBP (customs/border), and ICE (interior policing) was not a bad idea at the time.
INS combined benefits, border inspection, and immigration enforcement.
The idea of splitting INS into USCIS (naturalization/green cards/etc), CBP (customs/border), and ICE (interior policing) was not a bad idea at the time.
It’s been stressful being unemployed, but hearing what a shit show my former workplace has turned into makes me think I wouldn’t be much more anxious or depressed than I am now.
January 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It’s been stressful being unemployed, but hearing what a shit show my former workplace has turned into makes me think I wouldn’t be much more anxious or depressed than I am now.
That is legit funny.
LASD put out a whole statement and demanded a corporate apology because some poor Starbucks barista drew a John Pork meme on a cup and it got taken as an attack
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
That is legit funny.
Gus Johnson needs to fucking chill out. I have to mute him.
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January 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Gus Johnson needs to fucking chill out. I have to mute him.
Canadian coffee magnate thirst trap was not on my bingo card for this morning, but I'll take it.
Miles Gilbert "Tim" Horton was born on Jan. 12, 1930 in Cochrane, Ontario.
Named for his grandfathers Miles and Gilbert, his mother called him Tim, which was the name he preferred to use. The family moved through his life to Duparquet, Quebec and Sudbury.
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Named for his grandfathers Miles and Gilbert, his mother called him Tim, which was the name he preferred to use. The family moved through his life to Duparquet, Quebec and Sudbury.
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January 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Canadian coffee magnate thirst trap was not on my bingo card for this morning, but I'll take it.