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I’ve decided on the double name. Abby Jane. No worries if you call me Abby. I’ll answer. But this feels like coming home to the kind of name the women before me had.
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Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Night bitches. Love y'all. 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Men talk at people, not with people.

#NotAllMenButAlwaysMen
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Me to Purdy: Maybe throw it to the guys in red. Not so much to the guys in white. Just sayin'.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Chotiner: “Just to clarify, when you said X, what did you mean?”

Random Evil Idiot: “Well I deeply believe Y, Z, and also I was in the room when the moon landing was faked.”

Chotiner: “Right, but how does that square with your previous statement?”

REI: “I only ate one baby.”
If IChotiner quote tweeted to dunk on me, I would simply stop existing as a corporeal being. I would simply become a wispling.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I want to find the person who designed this and punch them in the dick repeatedly. And then I'm going to find his dad and do the same.
I’m very sorry to announce this to the rest of the country & the world, but a transitional logo has been chosen for the 2034 Salt Lake City Olympics & this is it. Why does it say Utah? We don’t know. Why is the font illegible? Yet another mystery. Did they go ugly on purpose? Again, no idea.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Waylon Jennings >>>> Willie Nelson

Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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we need to get back to straight guys getting really high and kicking each other in the nuts to see who cries first
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Look at these dork ass losers.
“let’s debate” = “gimme attention”

h/t: @komradiron.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's a trash meat for a trash holiday.
turkey is gross ngl
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I've got some good news or bad news depending.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Night y'all. Sweet dreams.

Give a compliment, give a hug, give wink to someone you love. It means the world to them. 🤟🏳️‍⚧️💜
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Makes you feel real good about yourself when you wife encourages you to get a job in a different state while she and the boy stay here.

Yep, my self-esteem is through the roof. 😳😢😡
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Come for the science, stay for the fabulous 70s fashion.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I guess I want a little, "Don't go" instead of "You should go."
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Cat Power does "Nirvana Unplugged in New York" is the album we don't deserve but the album we need.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The South is, and has always been, queer as fuck.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Why, in the Year of Our Lord 2025, have we not figured out how to prevent referee mic feedback?
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
OK, I think I've got my terminal set up like I want.
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Also, Marco Rubio's family fled Cuba before the revolution.
Another funny thing about Ted Cruz is that his dad left Cuba in 1957 in order to escape the Batista regime.
Ah yes. Harvard Law School in the early 1990s, well known for its Communist professors.
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A two-day Test match. Good job, England. My expectations were low, yet you still managed to disappoint. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We don't really do Thanksgiving anymore. Haven't since Dad died on Turkey Day 2010.

I think he held out so he could ruin that day for my mother. He HATED those forced socialization holidays. She loved the attention. So, his final act on this mortal coil was to ruin it for her.
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM