Honey Boo Boo Radley
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Honey Boo Boo Radley
@abbypurdy.bsky.social
Vultures circling are a kettle, resting are a committee, and tearing into carrion are a wake.
AI, can we make a deal? You can poison my children's brains and shit in the water supply if you just modulate TV commercial volume levels.
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Sometimes I think my widower father is slipping into dementia, and then my husband reminds me, "No, your father doesn't know that because your mother always handled it."

Invisible labor is real labor.
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
WHERE IS STEVE KORNACKI?
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We gonna discuss or nah?
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Reposted by Honey Boo Boo Radley
Are we gonna discuss, or nah?
October 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I can't explain why, but somehow this is Trump's fault.
July 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The cruellest trick the devil ever played was putting Imodium into blister packs only opened with scissors.
January 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
DOGE will be like Cybertruck: its luster quickly fades, the wheels fall off, the lights go out, and anyone foolish enough to get into it will eventually realize it's a trap.

Also, raccoons will mistake it for a dumpster.
December 9, 2024 at 4:33 AM