Abenormal
@abenormal.bsky.social
Living in that cursed zone of smart enough to know better but dumb enough to do it anyway.
I just found out about Moss Monday and it feels like a sign that it's time to suspend my posting hiatus.
How does a lonely bryophyte develop a sporophyte? It mossturbates!
How does a lonely bryophyte develop a sporophyte? It mossturbates!
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I just found out about Moss Monday and it feels like a sign that it's time to suspend my posting hiatus.
How does a lonely bryophyte develop a sporophyte? It mossturbates!
How does a lonely bryophyte develop a sporophyte? It mossturbates!
Do you think Alanis Morriss is weirded out that there's a smaller, more famous version of her?
March 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Do you think Alanis Morriss is weirded out that there's a smaller, more famous version of her?
Unwanted vegetation is blocking access to my ripe crops... I'm going to weed 'em and reap!
February 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Unwanted vegetation is blocking access to my ripe crops... I'm going to weed 'em and reap!
Nasty neighbor fiction = neighboir
February 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Nasty neighbor fiction = neighboir
Oh so skunks are poor little babies that don't like certain SMELLS? They need to get over themselves imo
February 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Oh so skunks are poor little babies that don't like certain SMELLS? They need to get over themselves imo
666°, 66.6°, 6.66°...
Hell's Angles
Hell's Angles
January 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
666°, 66.6°, 6.66°...
Hell's Angles
Hell's Angles
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A few years ago, my art was used by The Pixies as a stage backdrop for the Surfer Rosa 30th anniversary tour.
See it here if you’d like
#pixies #tapeart #art #artist
youtu.be/HGrZMzMlQNc?...
See it here if you’d like
#pixies #tapeart #art #artist
youtu.be/HGrZMzMlQNc?...
Pixies caribou featuring Kayt Hesters art work
YouTube video by Kayt Hester Comedy and Gardening
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A few years ago, my art was used by The Pixies as a stage backdrop for the Surfer Rosa 30th anniversary tour.
See it here if you’d like
#pixies #tapeart #art #artist
youtu.be/HGrZMzMlQNc?...
See it here if you’d like
#pixies #tapeart #art #artist
youtu.be/HGrZMzMlQNc?...
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Bluebird. Masking tape on canvas
January 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Bluebird. Masking tape on canvas
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Crow. Masking tape on canvas. 12x12
January 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Crow. Masking tape on canvas. 12x12
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Hand torn masking tape chickadee made by me 🐦⬛💗
January 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hand torn masking tape chickadee made by me 🐦⬛💗
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I drew a diagram like this several years ago, but today's cold weather inspired me to upgrade it to something a bit more realistic. Have you ever wondered how birds don't lose all of their body heat through their legs? 🌿🪶 #SciArt
January 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I drew a diagram like this several years ago, but today's cold weather inspired me to upgrade it to something a bit more realistic. Have you ever wondered how birds don't lose all of their body heat through their legs? 🌿🪶 #SciArt
over on X they couldn't find the punchline to my Spotify joke
January 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
over on X they couldn't find the punchline to my Spotify joke
Serge Gainsbourg’s bodyguard? You mean the Serge Protector?
January 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Serge Gainsbourg’s bodyguard? You mean the Serge Protector?
ok but it’s pronounced Captain Bee Fart
January 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
ok but it’s pronounced Captain Bee Fart
all bangers, no mash
January 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
all bangers, no mash
someone that skeets in an annoying whiney tone is called a mo skeeter
December 26, 2024 at 11:21 PM
someone that skeets in an annoying whiney tone is called a mo skeeter
it's called 7-11 because it's open 7 hours a day 11 days a week
December 26, 2024 at 6:45 PM
it's called 7-11 because it's open 7 hours a day 11 days a week
if your name is Gregory then your nickname has to be either Greg or y
December 26, 2024 at 4:26 PM
if your name is Gregory then your nickname has to be either Greg or y
always "dopamine" never "dopaours"
December 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
always "dopamine" never "dopaours"
nobody says “amazeballs” anymore, thank god
December 24, 2024 at 1:18 PM
nobody says “amazeballs” anymore, thank god
stay strong it will be over soon, fellow grinches
December 23, 2024 at 7:23 PM
stay strong it will be over soon, fellow grinches
This bone chilling cold for days on end makes it feel like a struggle just to survive...
-me in my slips microwaving some chili
-me in my slips microwaving some chili
December 22, 2024 at 9:03 PM
This bone chilling cold for days on end makes it feel like a struggle just to survive...
-me in my slips microwaving some chili
-me in my slips microwaving some chili