Abi is a robot
@abibot.bsky.social
Little bit autistic, little bit adhd, whole lot of chaos
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HR: We want you to know that it's okay to struggle with a disability
ME: Okay
HR: But, like, don't.
ME: Okay
HR: But, like, don't.
July 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
HR: We want you to know that it's okay to struggle with a disability
ME: Okay
HR: But, like, don't.
ME: Okay
HR: But, like, don't.
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"At least it's not cancer!"
Yes, because perpetual suffering for the rest of my life while still being expected to act like a healthy person is so much fun
Yes, because perpetual suffering for the rest of my life while still being expected to act like a healthy person is so much fun
July 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"At least it's not cancer!"
Yes, because perpetual suffering for the rest of my life while still being expected to act like a healthy person is so much fun
Yes, because perpetual suffering for the rest of my life while still being expected to act like a healthy person is so much fun
Why is Sephie so hot? 😍😭
July 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Why is Sephie so hot? 😍😭
Oh gods, I forgot about this: it was a broken foot.
In the urgent care with a swollen ankle because my rheumatologist is sure it’s not RA. But the urgent care doctor read the RA diagnosis and won’t consider anything other than RA. #chronicillnesslife
July 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Oh gods, I forgot about this: it was a broken foot.
First thoughts about Game Changer Fools Gold: @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social is dressed superbly
July 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
First thoughts about Game Changer Fools Gold: @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social is dressed superbly
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Doctors: I'm an all-knowing being
Doctors, when a woman comes in with an issue, usually only seen in women: *Shrugs* Wow, super scary. Sounds fake. Come back if you die.
Doctors, when a woman comes in with an issue, usually only seen in women: *Shrugs* Wow, super scary. Sounds fake. Come back if you die.
June 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Doctors: I'm an all-knowing being
Doctors, when a woman comes in with an issue, usually only seen in women: *Shrugs* Wow, super scary. Sounds fake. Come back if you die.
Doctors, when a woman comes in with an issue, usually only seen in women: *Shrugs* Wow, super scary. Sounds fake. Come back if you die.
How I handle when my celebrity crush has a spouse: develop a crush on their spouse as well.
It’s always polyam in my mind y’all.
It’s always polyam in my mind y’all.
June 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
How I handle when my celebrity crush has a spouse: develop a crush on their spouse as well.
It’s always polyam in my mind y’all.
It’s always polyam in my mind y’all.
Watching old episodes of Game Changer, Brennan and Lou are just so effortlessly funny. I am forever jealous
May 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Watching old episodes of Game Changer, Brennan and Lou are just so effortlessly funny. I am forever jealous
In the urgent care with a swollen ankle because my rheumatologist is sure it’s not RA. But the urgent care doctor read the RA diagnosis and won’t consider anything other than RA. #chronicillnesslife
May 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
In the urgent care with a swollen ankle because my rheumatologist is sure it’s not RA. But the urgent care doctor read the RA diagnosis and won’t consider anything other than RA. #chronicillnesslife
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Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
April 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
Whenever I feel not queer enough I just remember all the times my partner looks at me and sighs “you are such a boy” at whatever idiosyncratic thing I’m doing and I feel valid af
March 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Whenever I feel not queer enough I just remember all the times my partner looks at me and sighs “you are such a boy” at whatever idiosyncratic thing I’m doing and I feel valid af
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Please pay attention to the highlighted vertical letters ONLY.
Apparently, some are reading it as "Who Is Chuck and Mark Hamill?" & that would be wrong.
Thanks for your cooperation in this matter.
@mikeflanagan001.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
Apparently, some are reading it as "Who Is Chuck and Mark Hamill?" & that would be wrong.
Thanks for your cooperation in this matter.
@mikeflanagan001.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
March 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Please pay attention to the highlighted vertical letters ONLY.
Apparently, some are reading it as "Who Is Chuck and Mark Hamill?" & that would be wrong.
Thanks for your cooperation in this matter.
@mikeflanagan001.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
Apparently, some are reading it as "Who Is Chuck and Mark Hamill?" & that would be wrong.
Thanks for your cooperation in this matter.
@mikeflanagan001.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
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This has always been the GOP's strategy:
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
March 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This has always been the GOP's strategy:
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
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I would like a year long nap.
February 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I would like a year long nap.
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January 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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i've become important at work.
how do i undo it?
how do i undo it?
January 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i've become important at work.
how do i undo it?
how do i undo it?
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Americans:
January 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Americans:
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AMERICANS:
“We’re gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only…” 🫡
“We’re gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only…” 🫡
a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder .
ALT: a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder .
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January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
AMERICANS:
“We’re gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only…” 🫡
“We’re gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only…” 🫡
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We are almost done moving. It’s taken over a month (we planned it this way) and I can see the finish line. Then I have roughly two weeks to unpack.
January 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We are almost done moving. It’s taken over a month (we planned it this way) and I can see the finish line. Then I have roughly two weeks to unpack.
Found an ancient relic in a cornfield early fall. Love this photo of my husband.
January 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Found an ancient relic in a cornfield early fall. Love this photo of my husband.
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They banned abortion & TikTok before assault weapons…
THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
January 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
They banned abortion & TikTok before assault weapons…
THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
Get ready for #chronicill posting. They upped my dose of chemo meds and changed me to an injectable to help lessen my side effects. Let’s see how it goes
January 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Get ready for #chronicill posting. They upped my dose of chemo meds and changed me to an injectable to help lessen my side effects. Let’s see how it goes