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Abie Shumaker
@abieshumaker.bsky.social
“🍑 humiliated Zelenskyy”
Nah, he humiliated himself… something cards, something gambling… I think he made my ears bleed 🥴
February 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The Revolution will be AI-icized
February 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
From now on will be removing pronouns from vocabulary. Is a sentence without pronouns.
#satire
February 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
February 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Happy Presidents’ Day to everyone except for the Orange and Andrew Jackson!
February 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
🍊 is acting like a king because he’s too weak to govern like a president.
Thank you @hankgreen.bsky.social for the statement you pointed in your video.
February 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I triple dog dare him to 🤣🤣🤣
February 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
MLK day was the other day, but this is definitely needed right now
January 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Happy birthday @tylerscheid.bsky.social ! I’m going to miss the live stream because of work, but I hope it goes great and that you have an awesome day!
January 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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“Make good trouble.”

~ John Lewis
January 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Things I will deadname:
-Gulf of Mexico
-Twitter
Things I won’t deadname:
-People
January 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My anthem the next 4 years ✊🏼
open.spotify.com/track/5Oz15c...
Irrelevant
open.spotify.com
January 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Even Barron thinks he’s f*cking annoying.
January 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Obama’s inauguration -
28 degrees
I’m going to leave this here ALL day Jan. 20 …..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
January 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
WTF… but also, am I even really surprised?
January 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Guess who’s back, back again?
TikTok’s back, tell a friend!
January 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The grandma strawberry candies have a name!!!
Strawberry Buds 🤯
January 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Anyone mind if I share my Tic Tacs here?
January 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Things are looking up for snow!
January 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The House Dems need to demand a vote to decertify the 14th Amndmnt's prohibition against insurrectionists holding federal office, to enable #TheRapistTraitor to be seated, also per the 14th. Only Congress can allow him to take office. BUT THE GOP DOESN'T HAVE THE 2/3rd majority VOTES TO CARRY IT.
December 26, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Happy Birthday Dr.Fauci and thank you for saving us! 💙
December 26, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Here to bless your feed with a toothy grinned jack o lantern. Have a good evening. ❤️
November 10, 2024 at 7:23 AM