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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Jan 22

“Make good trouble.”

~ John Lewis

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Li ca mo @licamo.bsky.social · May 12

@unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social Actual picture of the Holy Spirit whooo sees you. She loves you exactly as you are. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Owl Daily @owldaily.bsky.social · May 12

You just locked eyes with the silent ruler of the sky. No sound. No warning. Just grace and power in motion. Photo© turnipian

A short-eared owl gracefully soaring through the sky with wings fully extended, staring directly at the camera with bright yellow eyes

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · May 9

When the Pope looks like Palpatine!

The pope talking to Anakin Skywalker about Jesus.

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Zack Hunt @zackhunt.bsky.social · May 9

Fundie Christians remain convinced they’re the only true Christians on earth.

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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · May 8

So we got... deep-dish Pizzaballa

CBS News Chicago @cbschicago.bsky.social · May 8

BREAKING: Cardinal Robert Prevost, who was born in Chicago, has been elected the new pope, the Vatican just announced.

Could Cardinal Robert Prevost, originally from Chicago, become first American pope?

Prevost has spent much of his time serving in Peru, and holds nationality in both the U.S. and Peru.

www.cbsnews.com

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · May 4

New escape room just locks you into a church meet and greet

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 30

Lord, we are half way there. We pray for those who are living on a prayer. Amen. #HumpDay

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 24

For those who are living in a powder keg and giving off sparks, we pray to the Lord.

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 20

#HappyEaster !

Jesus holding up a MAGA red ball cap that says ‘Judas you dropped your hat!’

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 16

The passive aggressive of the Christ:
Image of Jesus holding cross saying ‘fine! I’ll carry it!’

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 14

Whoa fam just jokes

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Anna James @superteadrinker.bsky.social · Apr 13

Two, or at most, three, will get book deals, depending on your view of Petrine authorship/interference of the Book of Mark.
Thank you for allowing me to spoil this fun joke.

Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 13

The last supper image: one of you will betray me, four of you will get book deals

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 13

Just a little joke

Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 13

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 13

Lord, you who came riding on a donkey, we pray for pastors riding to church in a Jaguar. Amen.

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Apr 2

Remember you are a hotdog and to a hotdog you shall return.

St Thomas Aquinas quote: hotdogs are just puréed meat stuff in an animal intestine, so a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it, we just become the new hotdog casings and that makes us hotdogs as well!

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Mar 31

We see you, friends #TransgenderDayofVisibility

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Mar 27

Churches should replace their painting of Jesus with this more accurate depiction of him.

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Mar 19

He’s dating a Lutheran Bishop!

Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Mar 17

St Patrick saying I bind myself against hostile men and their false words

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Mar 14

St. Upid (Trump)
Patron Saint of Economic Collapse

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Mar 14

RFK

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Mar 13

In tired of living like it’s the 1600s! Can I afford eggs at the market?

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Unvirtuous Abbey @unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social · Mar 13

For Rep. @billkeating.bsky.social we give thanks, O God.

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Zack Hunt @zackhunt.bsky.social · Mar 6

A person like Marco who has sold his soul to the antichrist but makes sure his Ash Wednesday cross is clear for all to see on TV is a perfect snapshot of the cosplay Christianity that defines so much of American Christianity.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · Mar 6

Just a quick reminder, if Russia ceased firing there would be a cease fire

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