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Unvirtuous Abbey
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Digital monks offering theological thoughts in social settings
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When the Pope looks like Palpatine!
The pope talking to Anakin Skywalker about Jesus.
May 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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New escape room just locks you into a church meet and greet
May 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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#HappyEaster !
Jesus holding up a MAGA red ball cap that says ‘Judas you dropped your hat!’
April 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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The passive aggressive of the Christ: Image of Jesus holding cross saying ‘fine! I’ll carry it!’
April 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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The last supper image: one of you will betray me, four of you will get book deals
April 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Remember you are a hotdog and to a hotdog you shall return.
St Thomas Aquinas quote: hotdogs are just puréed meat stuff in an animal intestine, so a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it, we just become the new hotdog casings and that makes us hotdogs as well!
April 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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We see you, friends #TransgenderDayofVisibility
Transgender day of visibility
March 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Churches should replace their painting of Jesus with this more accurate depiction of him.
a sheep dog surrounded by sheep!
March 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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St Patrick saying I bind myself against hostile men and their false words
March 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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St. Upid (Trump) Patron Saint of Economic Collapse
March 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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RFK
I’ve got Jesus freckles! (Measles)
March 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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In tired of living like it’s the 1600s! Can I afford eggs at the market?
March 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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If you don’t hear from me I gave you up for Lent.
March 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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If you don’t hear from me I gave you up for Lent.
March 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Sister Roberta
For sister Roberta every day is Ash Wednesday (as she holds a cigarette)
March 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Cartoon about MAGA going to heaven yet St. Peter questions who he worshipped
March 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Hey fellas
The Spanish Inquisition will always surprise you
March 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Amen.
A king is not a king unless we bow - Rev dr William barber
February 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Linda Richman from SNL: we’re all miracles
February 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Some of you are sitting at tables you were sent to flip, says Jesus
February 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Your yes to God is a no to injustice Bonhoeffer
February 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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My heart shalt be strangely warmed
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The ancient Christians predicted social media.
Don’t seek knowledge from trolls
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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From the Boring Postcards group on Facebook
Ugly clergy shirts
February 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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There is a light if only were brave enough to be it - Amanda Gorman
February 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM