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Abita Slim in 3D 🔵
@abitaslim.bsky.social
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I’m here to read fun and cool posts about mini painting, wrestling, MST3K, Star Trek and silly little jokes

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My partner is choosing violence against me 🤼
A text that reads “Don Callis did everything wrong” A response “how dare you”
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I have to pee so bad you guys
A copper beagle mix in a grey sweater is dozing peacefully across my lap
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Nice win count
Pro wrestler Athena mean mugs for the camera. She’s a black woman in green and black ring gear Her title card says Ring of Honor Women’s World Champion. Her singles record is 69-0. Nice
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
A fat grey squirrel in a rainy parking lot stares directly at the camera looking mischievous
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Lmao
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Me holding a can of rock star with a wrestling match on the laptop screen
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Hey man, c'mon down
They're sellin' truth on the corner now
Look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Pope Leo singing into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Is this Louvre of Bluesky worthy?
Joined Nov '24 Fix your journalist style guide Just as we don't use "colored people" and instead say "African Americans" or "black people" or "black Americans" etc, it's time to end the use of "marijuana" because it's pejorative and to use instead "cannabis", which flummoxes the reefer madness idiots Nov 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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🤼
Pro wrestlers The Young Bucks hanging in front of a sign that has the url of an image rather than the image itself
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I’m choosing violence tonight

#MarvelSnap
The Galactus card from Marvel Snap. It costs six energy and has six power. Text reads “on reveal: if you’re winning this location and this is your only card here, destroy all other locations” Galactus is drawn in an art deco style with his space suit and angular helmet. The card is black and white in an inked style and has a silver border
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Samoa Joe holding the trios belt and a microphone. He looks angry. There is a speech bubble pointing up to the post this is replying to
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Man fuck this
A screencap of the weather app It is 38 degrees It feels like 19 degrees
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Marvel Snap has been radicalized
A user avatar in the game marvel snap The name is Reject Fascism, and the picture is of spider punk who is like spider man but with Mohawk spikes
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Me watching everyone having a good time watching the World Series
Apu from the Simpsons saying “the NY Mets are my favorite squadron” to Homer
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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In which at least a hundred grackles descended upon me
A leaf strewn parking lot and green space with clos to 100 grackles on the ground A leaf strewn parking lot with a whole bunch of grackles Yet another shot of the parking lot and green space absolutely covered in grackles
November 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Pro wrestler Hangman Adam Page. He’s got long curly blond hair and stubble. He’s wearing a white button down and holding open a brown leather jacket to reveal the AEW men’s world championship belt
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Look at this creature expecting some cheese
A copper color d beagle mix with a greying muzzle and a grey sweater. Her ears are perked, her eyes wide, and she has a goofy smile going on
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Check out this mantis I saw at the park
A grey mantis sitting on some leaves. The same grey mantis on some leaves
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Happy Staturday everyone! Long may she reign 🤼
Pro wrestler Kris Statlander in a ring holding the AEW women’s world championship above her head shortly after winning it
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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The grok logo with a speech bubble pointed down to the image below that says “CP is amazing”
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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This kid strapped a shopping cart to an electric scooter and is riding it around the park

Hell yeah
A kid in a fuscia hoodie fiddling with a shopping cart strapped to an electric scooter The aforementioned kid riding around in the scooter cart
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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No Kings but Brody King
Pro wrestler Brody King wearing a balaclava and a shirt that says Abolish ICE
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Look at this asshole
A black truck parked across four spots with poorly spray painted “long live king Trump” on it
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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She’s unburdened by thought
A copper colored beagle mix with a greying muzzle. She’s looking directly at the camera but her eyes are pointing in different directions and here mouth is partially open like a goofy smile. One of her canines is sticking out
October 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Professional wrestler Mark Davis. He has a pretty big dumper
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM