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S.J. Moomaw
@aboutamoo.bsky.social
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I have opinions and I share them on social media. Sports, politics, sarcasm, music, food.
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Every time.
The Onion archives, 1939: “Japan forms alliance with white supremacists in well-thought-out scheme”
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Apple Music, rather than Spotify. But no real surprises either way.

Never question my middle aged white guy cred.
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I did get the raking done yesterday. Calling for 10 inches now.
A neighborhood street blanketed with 2-3 inches of snow.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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16 replies, 18 retweets.

Yeah, the whole country is in a lather over your spicy take, my dude.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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"Why can't Dem women look as good as Republican women?"
AOC Laura Loomer, or possibly a replicant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Come fly with me
Let’s fly, let’s fly awaaaayyyy
If you could use
Some exotic booze
There’s a bar in far Bombay
C’mon fly with me
Let’s fly, let’s fly away…
Pope Leo caresses the mic like a regular on karaoke night.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Meaanwhile...
Trump looks up at Mamdani like an eight-year old girl next to her celebrity crush. He's giddy and can't contain himself.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Same energy.
Lisa and her friend explain the rules of a complicated word game to Ralph. Ralph's cat's breath smells like cat food.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Citizen Dick from "Singles" (Crowe, 1992)
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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"How is Batman fighting the Joker again? He died in 1989!"
Jack Nicholson's Joker splattered on the pavement at the end of Batman (Burton, 1989)
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I didn't realize until today that 50 years later, the Arthur M. Anderson is still hauling freight through the Great Lakes.
#EdmundFitzgerald
The SS Arthur M. Anderson, the last ship to be in contact with the Edmund Fitzgerald on November 10, 1975.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Peter Gabriel’s first self-titled album. The on where he’s sitting in a car just after a storm and water beads are all over the hood and windshield.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Do you know where to hide a body?
Trump lawnmower meme.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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New York Times.
Seymour Skinner wonders if misogyny in the workplace is a problem. He's relieved to remember that it is actually liberal feminism that's to blame.
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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In case you were wondering which political party has a "toxic" brand, the Boston Globe is here to help.

Hint: it's apparently the one that won pretty much everything last night.
Boston Globe headline: Mamdani won. So did Democrats in New Jersey and Virginia. Their brand is still toxic.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Lisa: I’d like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron, and 25 on paella. Print shop clerk: Okay, 100 yellow.
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Christ.
Win probability chart chronicling the Sixers bed-shitting.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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You should subscribe to @defector.com.

defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Chosen as a trusted associate of the elder George H. W. Bush to lead the search for the right running-mate for George W., Cheney picked himself, and then ran the Iraq War as a monumental graft machine for his Halliburton oil company and as many cronies as could be dealt in.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Chuck the Evil Sandwich Guy from the PBS Kids show, "Word Girl".
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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First Bethany Mandel, and now Ben Shapiro distressed by the overt antisemitism in the Republican Party? Huh. How about that.
From the Onion archives, 1939: “Japan forms alliance with white supremacists in well-thought-out scheme”
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Lionel Hutz imagines a world without lawyers.
November 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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The three stages of baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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"I personally know a family of illegals who get SNAP benefits and I saw the benefits and the benefits looked at me."
Ralph Wiggum telling his parents exactly what happened.
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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This showed up on my timeline and using Dark Side of the Moon iconography with a lyric from The Wall sets off my OCD.

Also, it looks like it says Pink Flord.
The prism/rainbow image from Dark Side of the Moon, with the lyric “Mother should I trust the government?”
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM