Ryan Cypret
abrakapocus.bsky.social
Ryan Cypret
@abrakapocus.bsky.social
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BUTTFUCKING KIDDING US RIGHT NOW?! This is why you are all so hated!
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This is at least marginally better than any time Jeffries is asked if he'll do something, and he responds with all the gravitas of a baked 16 year old whining "I'll do it lateeerrrr" when told to clean up his room. At least he's owning his party's failure.
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Actually, the funding they get for being terrorists is right on par, since we support 70 percent of the world's dictatorships.
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Aw too slow
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
NOT ENOUGH!
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I love your use of the word "pathology" here. It is more appropriate here than a salad fork on the left.
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Why was every middle panel a wide shot of the office building with speech balloons coming out the windows???
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
For someone so committed to lampooning corporate culture, the irony tree sure bloomed like a motherfucker when his political leanings were put out in the open. No big loss tbh. Show was quite mid, too.
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
How about a buyout package to get these sleazy seatwarmers to step down?
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I have never seen a single organization more allergic to winning.
January 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Why the hell do we still live in this irredeemable cesspit?
January 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Literally South Park season 18, episode 2: Gluten Free Ebola. I can't...
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
When you're governed by a subhuman shitbeast whose self-preservation instinct doesn't extend past his ego
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Reposted by Ryan Cypret
ZOHRAN if you're reading this, please recall how Bill DiBlasio casually mentioned that he thought the NYPD should murder fewer citizens, so the NYPD kidnapped his child off the street and said "wow imagine if something bad happened to them"

Get your own people!
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Whenever the democrats are doing something evil and stupid, it's ALWAYS these two assholes.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM