Ryan Cypret
@abrakapocus.bsky.social
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Joe Rogan is what happens when you give a sentient toe a microphone and steroids
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Joe Rogan is what happens when you give a sentient toe a microphone and steroids
At least he's self-aware enough to understand it's a losing proposition.
After an ICE agent killed Renee Nicole Good, JD Vance quickly said agents have "absolute immunity."
Now, he's trying to convince us he never said that.
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Now, he's trying to convince us he never said that.
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January 23, 2026 at 9:08 AM
At least he's self-aware enough to understand it's a losing proposition.
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All the "smart" people in his regime will simply say "let the midterms happen." Because when all the democrat seatwarmers can offer is better training and more funding for ICE when the consensus is abolishment, Republicans will sweep.
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 PM
All the "smart" people in his regime will simply say "let the midterms happen." Because when all the democrat seatwarmers can offer is better training and more funding for ICE when the consensus is abolishment, Republicans will sweep.
Fuck you, too, Ritchie. Resign, you benchwarming coward.
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Fuck you, too, Ritchie. Resign, you benchwarming coward.
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I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
I want to see this synced up with Waltz of the Flowers.
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I want to see this synced up with Waltz of the Flowers.
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Super fun prospect to go to war with Europe again, except this time WE'RE the Axis. Heil Tinpot Stinkypants McMicropenis and his mighty force of gun-toting groypers fighting for control of Greenland!
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Super fun prospect to go to war with Europe again, except this time WE'RE the Axis. Heil Tinpot Stinkypants McMicropenis and his mighty force of gun-toting groypers fighting for control of Greenland!
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ZOHRAN if you're reading this, please recall how Bill DiBlasio casually mentioned that he thought the NYPD should murder fewer citizens, so the NYPD kidnapped his child off the street and said "wow imagine if something bad happened to them"
Get your own people!
Get your own people!
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
ZOHRAN if you're reading this, please recall how Bill DiBlasio casually mentioned that he thought the NYPD should murder fewer citizens, so the NYPD kidnapped his child off the street and said "wow imagine if something bad happened to them"
Get your own people!
Get your own people!
Free advice to all current and aspiring Democratic seat warmers: "Designate ICE a terrorist organization. You will sweep on that alone."
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Free advice to all current and aspiring Democratic seat warmers: "Designate ICE a terrorist organization. You will sweep on that alone."
Why did early 00's foreign policy agree to hold our beer?
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Why did early 00's foreign policy agree to hold our beer?
Hm, yeah, gotta be it. Not because she quashed a story that humanized people unlawfully detained in an El Salvadoran death camp. Because, you know. It's not possible for "certain types" of people to be seduced by fascism.
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Hm, yeah, gotta be it. Not because she quashed a story that humanized people unlawfully detained in an El Salvadoran death camp. Because, you know. It's not possible for "certain types" of people to be seduced by fascism.
The death of a beloved public figure is the perfect opportunity for the affably evil to virtue signal and pretend they're anything but.
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The death of a beloved public figure is the perfect opportunity for the affably evil to virtue signal and pretend they're anything but.
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police departments devouring more and more of the city budget on the excuse of needing to fight a populace made restive because there's no money for anything but cops
a dish that makes its own sauce
a dish that makes its own sauce
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
police departments devouring more and more of the city budget on the excuse of needing to fight a populace made restive because there's no money for anything but cops
a dish that makes its own sauce
a dish that makes its own sauce
Difference between us and Maga? If the price for Trump going down over these files is if Slick Willie does too... let me count the ways that your terms are acceptable.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Difference between us and Maga? If the price for Trump going down over these files is if Slick Willie does too... let me count the ways that your terms are acceptable.
When he was chanting "WE WILL WIN", he sure as fuck didn't mean US!
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When he was chanting "WE WILL WIN", he sure as fuck didn't mean US!
The scariest part about Halloween 3 was not the killer robots, nor the black magic cult. It was the company town.
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The scariest part about Halloween 3 was not the killer robots, nor the black magic cult. It was the company town.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!
a man wearing a blue hard hat is pointing at another man
ALT: a man wearing a blue hard hat is pointing at another man
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October 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!
Goes without saying, any news outlet glossing over this is doing a disservice at best, and collaborating at worst. The same is true for our elected officials.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
Trump’s NSPM-7 Labels Common Beliefs As Terrorism “Indicators”
New directive targets “anti-Christian,” “anti-American,” and “anti-capitalism” opinions
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Goes without saying, any news outlet glossing over this is doing a disservice at best, and collaborating at worst. The same is true for our elected officials.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
Commercials waxing sanctimoniously about empathy, as though it's this new concept dreamt up in board meetings to use as a marketing strategy, and not the basis of human compassion since we stopped hunting with sticks and rocks.
September 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Commercials waxing sanctimoniously about empathy, as though it's this new concept dreamt up in board meetings to use as a marketing strategy, and not the basis of human compassion since we stopped hunting with sticks and rocks.
Going to regularly start using "Science H Logic" as an expletive now because both are in critical danger of becoming myths.
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Going to regularly start using "Science H Logic" as an expletive now because both are in critical danger of becoming myths.
Good friends of mine in Virginia Beach that got dealt a raw deal. Help if you can.
www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...
www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...
Help us make Domino's answer for discrimination!
We are raising money for living expenses and to get a lawyer to sue Domino's for discrimination.
www.crowdfunder.com
August 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Good friends of mine in Virginia Beach that got dealt a raw deal. Help if you can.
www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...
www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...
I probably won't be hit up by Youtube for my ID since like 80 percent of my viewing is news and politics, but if preemptive surrender to censorius little maga snowflakes is their business model going forward, me and the old video platform monopoly are about to become fast strangers.
August 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I probably won't be hit up by Youtube for my ID since like 80 percent of my viewing is news and politics, but if preemptive surrender to censorius little maga snowflakes is their business model going forward, me and the old video platform monopoly are about to become fast strangers.