Artimus T. Branesample
@abranesample.bsky.social
Medically-retired former champion chicken plucker.
I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii
I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.
I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii
I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.
At least the screwing they got from YouTube didn't come with a chance of afflicting the rest of us. The OTHER innocent victims of public photography.
(sarc)
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(sarc)
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We mentioned during our end of the year livestream that we had received a privacy complaint from the people featured in the video depicted in the thumbnail b...
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January 7, 2026 at 5:51 AM
At least the screwing they got from YouTube didn't come with a chance of afflicting the rest of us. The OTHER innocent victims of public photography.
(sarc)
youtube.com/post/UgkxDVE...
(sarc)
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If I could get an erection, I'd be so embarrassed right now!
Go Hoosiers.
Go Hoosiers.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If I could get an erection, I'd be so embarrassed right now!
Go Hoosiers.
Go Hoosiers.
The best part of outliving your life expectancy is the autopsy!
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The best part of outliving your life expectancy is the autopsy!
Mom came home from the physical rehab center today!
(Great New Year's gift from the nephilim!)
After Monday- when my big brother goes home- she's on her own w/that vicious dog that took her down 2 weeks ago!!
Anyway, Mom has recovered like a champ & can return to living alone at 83 'cause she can.
(Great New Year's gift from the nephilim!)
After Monday- when my big brother goes home- she's on her own w/that vicious dog that took her down 2 weeks ago!!
Anyway, Mom has recovered like a champ & can return to living alone at 83 'cause she can.
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Mom came home from the physical rehab center today!
(Great New Year's gift from the nephilim!)
After Monday- when my big brother goes home- she's on her own w/that vicious dog that took her down 2 weeks ago!!
Anyway, Mom has recovered like a champ & can return to living alone at 83 'cause she can.
(Great New Year's gift from the nephilim!)
After Monday- when my big brother goes home- she's on her own w/that vicious dog that took her down 2 weeks ago!!
Anyway, Mom has recovered like a champ & can return to living alone at 83 'cause she can.
What happens when "Drill Baby Drill" rhetoric meets the reality of sucking off the Saudi teet to lower US gas prices:
Source: U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) (.gov) share.google/fonVyTeBgFYj...
Source: U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) (.gov) share.google/fonVyTeBgFYj...
U.S. rig counts remain low as production efficiencies improve - U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA)
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December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What happens when "Drill Baby Drill" rhetoric meets the reality of sucking off the Saudi teet to lower US gas prices:
Source: U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) (.gov) share.google/fonVyTeBgFYj...
Source: U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) (.gov) share.google/fonVyTeBgFYj...
I wanted everyone that cares to know that my mom tripped over her dog and has been in hospital since last Friday.
She has a fractured arm and pelvis BUTT required no surgery.
She's been moved to a physical therapy ward closer to me and is recovering quickly.
Xmas Eve dinner will be in her room.
She has a fractured arm and pelvis BUTT required no surgery.
She's been moved to a physical therapy ward closer to me and is recovering quickly.
Xmas Eve dinner will be in her room.
December 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I wanted everyone that cares to know that my mom tripped over her dog and has been in hospital since last Friday.
She has a fractured arm and pelvis BUTT required no surgery.
She's been moved to a physical therapy ward closer to me and is recovering quickly.
Xmas Eve dinner will be in her room.
She has a fractured arm and pelvis BUTT required no surgery.
She's been moved to a physical therapy ward closer to me and is recovering quickly.
Xmas Eve dinner will be in her room.
@thatsgoodsports.bsky.social
I didn't know if this was already something you'd see.
#tryhard
youtu.be/ijW_SiVcuS4?...
I didn't know if this was already something you'd see.
#tryhard
youtu.be/ijW_SiVcuS4?...
Bo Nix Just Changed EVERYTHING - QB Film Breakdown
YouTube video by Chase Daniel
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December 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
@thatsgoodsports.bsky.social
I didn't know if this was already something you'd see.
#tryhard
youtu.be/ijW_SiVcuS4?...
I didn't know if this was already something you'd see.
#tryhard
youtu.be/ijW_SiVcuS4?...
Of the three of us, "One of us can't handle their high."
youtube.com/watch?v=uNgI...
youtube.com/watch?v=uNgI...
Scary “Professor” Thinks God is Obvious
YouTube video by Logicked
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December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Of the three of us, "One of us can't handle their high."
youtube.com/watch?v=uNgI...
youtube.com/watch?v=uNgI...
Have you ever used a needle to pop a style inside your eyelid?
With less than 3 beers in ya?
With less than 3 beers in ya?
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Have you ever used a needle to pop a style inside your eyelid?
With less than 3 beers in ya?
With less than 3 beers in ya?
For fellas, middle school was the age during which we wore NOTHING that couldn't help hide an erection.
Incidental or accidental.
Couldn't touch it nor hide it so, accomodations for that are largely what still drive modern men into the arts/physics/engineering, et al.
youtube.com/shorts/66uTQ...
Incidental or accidental.
Couldn't touch it nor hide it so, accomodations for that are largely what still drive modern men into the arts/physics/engineering, et al.
youtube.com/shorts/66uTQ...
I’m a woman of my word, so here it is: the windbreaker story. I hate losing 😆
YouTube video by Chats Fam with MomChats and Dadchats
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November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
For fellas, middle school was the age during which we wore NOTHING that couldn't help hide an erection.
Incidental or accidental.
Couldn't touch it nor hide it so, accomodations for that are largely what still drive modern men into the arts/physics/engineering, et al.
youtube.com/shorts/66uTQ...
Incidental or accidental.
Couldn't touch it nor hide it so, accomodations for that are largely what still drive modern men into the arts/physics/engineering, et al.
youtube.com/shorts/66uTQ...
So goddamn funny.
youtube.com/shorts/VMXMP...
youtube.com/shorts/VMXMP...
Matt Rife performs a miracle! | Crowd work part 1
YouTube video by Matt Rife
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October 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
So goddamn funny.
youtube.com/shorts/VMXMP...
youtube.com/shorts/VMXMP...
I can't believe I had to make this video!
YouTube video by Culture Catz
youtu.be
September 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Can you even BELIEVE?!?
"I watched my son be delivered 'the hard way' and I didn't even pass out!
💪👀🤝
Granted, his mom is also the smartest person I've ever met but, I didn't even get NAUSEOUS!"
If I hadn't written this myself- to a WOMAN- I would not have believed it had actually happened.
Butidid.
"I watched my son be delivered 'the hard way' and I didn't even pass out!
💪👀🤝
Granted, his mom is also the smartest person I've ever met but, I didn't even get NAUSEOUS!"
If I hadn't written this myself- to a WOMAN- I would not have believed it had actually happened.
Butidid.
September 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Can you even BELIEVE?!?
"I watched my son be delivered 'the hard way' and I didn't even pass out!
💪👀🤝
Granted, his mom is also the smartest person I've ever met but, I didn't even get NAUSEOUS!"
If I hadn't written this myself- to a WOMAN- I would not have believed it had actually happened.
Butidid.
"I watched my son be delivered 'the hard way' and I didn't even pass out!
💪👀🤝
Granted, his mom is also the smartest person I've ever met but, I didn't even get NAUSEOUS!"
If I hadn't written this myself- to a WOMAN- I would not have believed it had actually happened.
Butidid.
Not a lot of people know this but, Charlie was an environmentalist.
Chuck may have been a bigoty asshole but, he was responsible for billions of cubic yds of abject hate.
He took that job seriously.
So much so that, in his literal dying breath, he wanted to separate mass shootings by race.
Rubbish.
Chuck may have been a bigoty asshole but, he was responsible for billions of cubic yds of abject hate.
He took that job seriously.
So much so that, in his literal dying breath, he wanted to separate mass shootings by race.
Rubbish.
September 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Not a lot of people know this but, Charlie was an environmentalist.
Chuck may have been a bigoty asshole but, he was responsible for billions of cubic yds of abject hate.
He took that job seriously.
So much so that, in his literal dying breath, he wanted to separate mass shootings by race.
Rubbish.
Chuck may have been a bigoty asshole but, he was responsible for billions of cubic yds of abject hate.
He took that job seriously.
So much so that, in his literal dying breath, he wanted to separate mass shootings by race.
Rubbish.
Ever have that dream where you have absorbed your twin- minus a patch of hair and some teeth on your shoulder blade- and your dog won't leave it alone?
July 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Ever have that dream where you have absorbed your twin- minus a patch of hair and some teeth on your shoulder blade- and your dog won't leave it alone?
ONE wonderful thing is that I will be leaving the house to attend no less than ONE Michael Franti concert.
TWO. As if to designate the existence of a SECOND thing is this: I've never seen a Franti show in my hometown (somewhere between San Francisco and Myrtle Beach).
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TWO. As if to designate the existence of a SECOND thing is this: I've never seen a Franti show in my hometown (somewhere between San Francisco and Myrtle Beach).
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Michael Franti & Spearhead: Welcome to the Family Tour with HIRIE - Clyde Theatre
Michael Franti & Spearhead: Welcome to the Family Tour with HIRIE ❤ at The Clyde in Fort Wayne, Indiana on July 24!
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July 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ONE wonderful thing is that I will be leaving the house to attend no less than ONE Michael Franti concert.
TWO. As if to designate the existence of a SECOND thing is this: I've never seen a Franti show in my hometown (somewhere between San Francisco and Myrtle Beach).
share.google/NYrR8fLTdn7M...
TWO. As if to designate the existence of a SECOND thing is this: I've never seen a Franti show in my hometown (somewhere between San Francisco and Myrtle Beach).
share.google/NYrR8fLTdn7M...
"Thank you Bejus, for all of the girls at Camp Mystic that you DIDN'T needlessly kill to demonstrate your hatred of reproductive age young women."
July 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Thank you Bejus, for all of the girls at Camp Mystic that you DIDN'T needlessly kill to demonstrate your hatred of reproductive age young women."