Actually my current sexuality is the entire country of the Netherlands

No worries! Ya win some ya lose some 🤣

Bahahahaha my bad, sincerely! Unfortunately I still sometimes get comments like that from some random people, so it was hard for me to tell 🤣

Yep! Uranium paint lady, tis I! Important thing to add here was that I did everything legally and safely. Was it radioactive? Yes!! But only about as much as you’d get from an hour long hike in Colorado…. Or from loitering near 17 bananas. 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

For better or for worse, my dizzying intellect is inextricably linked to the sensational humor of some 50-something midwestern dad. 🫡

Funny you should mention- there might be a major section on that in said upcoming video 👀

Brb googling…

…brb going to go throw some clay targets in lieu of birds so me and the boys can get some good musket practice

Yo what’s skeeting, is it like skiing because by golly I am bad at sports