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Has anyone else been shouting at the telly at the traitors? They have a shortlist from the secret traitor in their handwriting! Show it to all the traitors so they can see if anyone at the round table writes the same. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Has anyone else been shouting at the telly at the traitors? They have a shortlist from the secret traitor in their handwriting! Show it to all the traitors so they can see if anyone at the round table writes the same. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Donald Trump suing Rupert Murdoch looks like Jabba the Hutt taking on Emporer Palpatine.
July 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Donald Trump suing Rupert Murdoch looks like Jabba the Hutt taking on Emporer Palpatine.
You would never have seen Katie Boyle in that outfit. #Eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You would never have seen Katie Boyle in that outfit. #Eurovision
I feel the real winner in this year's #Eurovision has been the thigh high boots industry.
May 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I feel the real winner in this year's #Eurovision has been the thigh high boots industry.
She'd go down well at Nottingham Rock City. #Eurovision #finland
May 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
She'd go down well at Nottingham Rock City. #Eurovision #finland
Serbia is giving me 'I want to be on the cover of romance novels' vibes. #Eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Serbia is giving me 'I want to be on the cover of romance novels' vibes. #Eurovision
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So if we put Germany and Ireland together, do we get BalaLaika? #eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So if we put Germany and Ireland together, do we get BalaLaika? #eurovision
Getting Noseybonk flashbacks now #Eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Getting Noseybonk flashbacks now #Eurovision
They will be finding bits of that sand in strange places for weeks now #Eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They will be finding bits of that sand in strange places for weeks now #Eurovision
If I had a quid every time I saw a burning tree on #Eurovision I would have two quid, which is not much but it is odd it has happened twice.
May 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If I had a quid every time I saw a burning tree on #Eurovision I would have two quid, which is not much but it is odd it has happened twice.
May 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nearly pit toothpaste on my hands instead of hand cream.
Time for bed methinks.
Time for bed methinks.
April 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nearly pit toothpaste on my hands instead of hand cream.
Time for bed methinks.
Time for bed methinks.
Never underestimate the feeling of power you get when you manage to get a parking space outside your own house.
March 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Never underestimate the feeling of power you get when you manage to get a parking space outside your own house.
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Hi, humans. I’m God.
Please do less killing this year. More working together to fight for basic human rights.
Thanks in advance,
God
Please do less killing this year. More working together to fight for basic human rights.
Thanks in advance,
God
December 31, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Hi, humans. I’m God.
Please do less killing this year. More working together to fight for basic human rights.
Thanks in advance,
God
Please do less killing this year. More working together to fight for basic human rights.
Thanks in advance,
God
A very Happy Christmas to folks everywhere who are trying to input their unintelligible WIFI password into their new devices.
December 25, 2024 at 5:34 PM
A very Happy Christmas to folks everywhere who are trying to input their unintelligible WIFI password into their new devices.
So when is it officially 'Christmas' in your house when you can now eat all the stuff that is reserved for Christmas?
For the last couple of weeks I have had to tell my son to not eat things that they are 'for Christmas'.
When do you allow the Christmas food out?
For the last couple of weeks I have had to tell my son to not eat things that they are 'for Christmas'.
When do you allow the Christmas food out?
December 20, 2024 at 10:32 PM
So when is it officially 'Christmas' in your house when you can now eat all the stuff that is reserved for Christmas?
For the last couple of weeks I have had to tell my son to not eat things that they are 'for Christmas'.
When do you allow the Christmas food out?
For the last couple of weeks I have had to tell my son to not eat things that they are 'for Christmas'.
When do you allow the Christmas food out?
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If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing
November 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing