Brown Gordon Ramsay
@absynthetics.bsky.social
Brand Ambassador aka Syrup Daddy for Liquid Alchemist. Shitposting is my side hustle.
Your feed now has an unsolicited deck pic
August 12, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Your feed now has an unsolicited deck pic
Me in my 20’s: “yo who’s comin out to this new club/bar that just opened the DJs are gonna be cray cray!”
Me now: “Who wants to hit the grand opening of this new grocery store? They have an insane deal on probiotics!”
Me now: “Who wants to hit the grand opening of this new grocery store? They have an insane deal on probiotics!”
July 30, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Me in my 20’s: “yo who’s comin out to this new club/bar that just opened the DJs are gonna be cray cray!”
Me now: “Who wants to hit the grand opening of this new grocery store? They have an insane deal on probiotics!”
Me now: “Who wants to hit the grand opening of this new grocery store? They have an insane deal on probiotics!”
There’s a distinct reason why Lugosi is a boi
July 7, 2023 at 3:06 AM
There’s a distinct reason why Lugosi is a boi
Find you a man that will smoke you some ribs for the 4th (vegan non rib options available!)
July 5, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Find you a man that will smoke you some ribs for the 4th (vegan non rib options available!)