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Even this is a charitable view now, i think. Seems to me like he was trying to goad Maduro into a response so we could be “justified” in having the military go in. Since Madiro didn’t bite, now they have to go with this incredibly lame and ancient oil expropriation argument
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Of course the debates are not everything by a long shot. But it’s demonstrative of what would be her edge generally — authenticity, charisma, moral clarity and willingness to spell out Vance and Trump’s many evils and failings in clear terms. I think she’d get more Trump voters than one might think
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Honestly i think she would win in a blowout if this materialized, but maybe I’m underestimating him. He was better at tempering himself in the VP debate than I’d guessed he would be, but I think AOC could keep a focused line of attack much, much better than Walz did
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This kind of headline, factually true and clearly stated, does not appear anymore in any of the major newspapers in the US due to some horrible vestigial notion of “fairness” that winnows every incident down to “some say this, others say that”
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reagan’s policies relentlessly siphoned wealth in this country away from the lower and middle classes into the pockets of the wealthy, essentially turning the country into a time bomb made of pure, noxious greed. But the dude could give a pretty speech, that is true. I liked his Challenger one
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Assuming we can wrench back power from these morons, we’ll have to deal with the fact that this administration’s modus operandi was “do illegal shit at light speed and the Supreme Court will just dither and let it happen” and were right almost every time. Reform is gonna be necessary to our survival
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can’t believe they’re doing Iraq War But Dumber. The Iraq War was already so clumsy and consent for it was so clearly manufactured… but this is a thousand times more idiotic and obvious. It’s like watching a small child’s attempt to remake Battlefield Earth (2000) with their phone camera
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Especially since I believe Kirk upsettingly got “nation mourns” treatment from the Times
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
AI as currently constituted via LLMs is by definition a collage of regurgitated old ideas so this is a strange premise
December 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Spokesperson for the “being online during 2020-2021 melted my brain” club
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Funny thing is that Fox News really helped us pump up those numbers, didn’t it
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Does Bovino carry proof of his citizenship at all times? Remember, Greg — your Real ID is not enough to avoid detainment
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I appreciate what they did in holding the line. I guess it would be slightly more impressive if he wasn’t at 35% approval and experiencing accelerating senescence but look I’ll take what i can get
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I mean… I agree that this woman is very much not good and what the US state is doing there right now are unprovoked war crimes but from what I understand Maduro’s administration is super duper not an example of “successful socialism”
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“At least we’re not transatlantic slavers” is a somewhat lower bar than I’d like my nation’s government to clear
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We stole it. The biggest ever in terms of stealing
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Very sick of this person; I don’t know where he came from but I don’t appreciate his viewpoint, which is wrong and bad. I wish for his views to no longer be published in newspapers.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We stoic warfighters have a new manly mission: to boldly try to keep the bubble upon which our economy rests inflated for as long as possible. Ten HUT
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Like this is so far beyond the stupidest and cruelest future we imagined back in the day. It’s truly outrageous.
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
People have cited Idiocracy a lot since 2016, but the two things that stuck out to me are (1) Idiocracy’s leaders were much, much more good-hearted and competent and (2) instead of Idiocracy’s imagined dysgenics, we got here through unimaginable greed leading to (and encouraging) unfathomable spite
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They said “sir the cow suppository is too big. It’s too big, sir. No one can take it” and then I took it. I did. The doctors, big strong doctors, crying, tears coming down their faces. “sir we didn’t think you could do it. No one else could”
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
God. This horrible little mediocrity has been peddling pretty evil stuff for a while now but this is a new low, for him and the Times
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Only acceptable use of this would be to hollow it out for discreet narcotics or firearm storage
December 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The two best dudes to take advice from on how to live your life: nightmare celibate-fascist zoomer and grotesque euro sex trafficker
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM