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We need to get out the vote like we’re 10 points behind instead of ahead. New Yorkers need this change take a moment today to do everything you can to help.
Yeah it’s the pits
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 11h
In the final days of New York City’s mayoral race, Democratic nominee Zohran Mamdani has faced pushback over a story he told about his aunt being afraid to wear her hijab while riding the subway after the September 11, 2001, attacks. https://cnn.it/432IAcr
It’s funny, they don’t seem interested in helping us adjudicate the truth with facts. They sort of just want to recite the conflict, make sure the right’s smears get plenty of airtime, and tut-tut about political moderation in very-very-grown-up language
Between this and the completely absurd “aunt” stuff getting picked up by CNN, I haven’t seen the MSM try to tank a progressive this transparently since they all melted down about Bernie in 2020
What purpose do you serve, I wonder? It certainly isn’t providing any clarity to anyone about anything
Oh my god stop the presses!!!

No seriously they should stop printing this crusty, worthless tabloid
Yeah bro you’re henry the fifth, and vaccinations are the french at agincourt
Mamdani did more for Harris (voted for her) than it looks like my NYC rep will do for Mamdani. The excuse is that he “hasn’t done enough to speak out against antisemitism” which is insultingly ludicrous at this point, since he’s repeatedly done so while maintaining a principled stance on Gaza
C’mon though. Mamdani is the democratic nominee for mayor of NYC, and the party leadership has been incredibly and visibly reticent to support him. For me it’s about the voters — infuriating to overwhelmingly nominate a candidate and have Schumer and Jeffries treat him (and us) like dirt
My publicist: We’ve scored you an exciting interview for you to promote your new book

Me: Wonderful!! I can’t wait to get the word out about my new book

My publicist: It’s with Isaac Chotiner

Me: did you say book? I didn’t write a book. Excuse me is there a — i have to use the… [jumps out window]
Woof… yeah. We need a true progressive in that seat, reflecting the principles of the people in that district. Rep. Goldman is a far cry from that
For she today that grifts with me
Shall be my sister
Be she ne’er so vile,
This day shall tarnish her condition.
And the grifters in DC now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here
To grift with us upon St Grifter’s Day!!

[grifters cheer]
Love that this befuddled meathead has more cultural reach than 99.9% of people in this country. Super glad that happened
Hell yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goldman has been a huge disappointment. His comments on the mayoral race the other day were the last straw
Dialect coach urgently needed at CBS
Your kid is… incredibly talented??
The meth just hit but I forgot the cuomo campaign needs this graphic by midnight. It’s ok… i should be able to knock this out vote vote vote vote vote vote vote
Gotta be millions of eyes on any DOJ person that tries to mess with a ballot
Your vote is your own but I’ll say that in 2024 I voted blank in the *primary* and then voted for Kamala despite misgivings in the general. So you’re far less for party unity than I am! Somehow when a leftist wins a primary, all the moderate talk of “vote blue no matter who” goes out the window.
A tactical fecal excretion (TFE) has been kinetically executed in the MYPANTSCOM area of responsibility
Please vote blue no matter who, 2strong2silence. Zohran won the democratic nomination for this election
Boycotting all local productions of Uncle Vanya because of my support for the Ukrainian people
These assholes could just say what’s going on in plain English, but they clearly feel the need to include all this Metal Gear Solid military jargon to dress up the fact that they’re just murdering whoever they want down there