Captain ACAB
@acab-racadabra.bsky.social
45, He/Him, cishet, AnCom. Your Cape Cod comrade. Non-Practicing White.
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Toujima wants to be a Kamen Rider is a fucking sick anime. Finally us old dudes get an unc anime.
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Toujima wants to be a Kamen Rider is a fucking sick anime. Finally us old dudes get an unc anime.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
When I look up all my old friends they're all sell outs or in federal prison.😭😭😭
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
When I look up all my old friends they're all sell outs or in federal prison.😭😭😭
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
Yearly reminder that Christ would slap the shit out of his mainstream followers. Props to the real Christians, few though they may be.
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yearly reminder that Christ would slap the shit out of his mainstream followers. Props to the real Christians, few though they may be.
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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My co-worker and I, struggling to get a water heater we couldn't empty all the way into our truck: *huffing and puffing*
Some rich asshole: Any way you guys can move this truck? I need to get home for a 4:00 call!
Me:
Some rich asshole: Any way you guys can move this truck? I need to get home for a 4:00 call!
Me:
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My co-worker and I, struggling to get a water heater we couldn't empty all the way into our truck: *huffing and puffing*
Some rich asshole: Any way you guys can move this truck? I need to get home for a 4:00 call!
Me:
Some rich asshole: Any way you guys can move this truck? I need to get home for a 4:00 call!
Me:
"Playing Blood Moon is the gateway to douchebaggery."
December 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Playing Blood Moon is the gateway to douchebaggery."
Tankies be steady OK with mass civilian death as long as it advances their agenda. Absolutely a garbage stance. Fuck every statist.
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tankies be steady OK with mass civilian death as long as it advances their agenda. Absolutely a garbage stance. Fuck every statist.
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Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/
AJ was being way too kind.
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
AJ was being way too kind.
dead prez - Hell Yeah (Explicit)
YouTube video by deadprezVEVO
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
open.spotify.com/track/3imhW5...
Project Pat is dope AF and this album is fucking dope. I'm a New England dude, but this era of Dirty South shit goes so fucking hard.
Project Pat is dope AF and this album is fucking dope. I'm a New England dude, but this era of Dirty South shit goes so fucking hard.
Niggas Got Me Fucked Up
open.spotify.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
open.spotify.com/track/3imhW5...
Project Pat is dope AF and this album is fucking dope. I'm a New England dude, but this era of Dirty South shit goes so fucking hard.
Project Pat is dope AF and this album is fucking dope. I'm a New England dude, but this era of Dirty South shit goes so fucking hard.
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Bradford White wall hung combi serving garage w/ radiant floor, 2 lavs, 1 WC, and a shower. 2 days.
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Bradford White wall hung combi serving garage w/ radiant floor, 2 lavs, 1 WC, and a shower. 2 days.
Don't hit yourself with a fully cranked torch when soldering in tight areas.
December 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Don't hit yourself with a fully cranked torch when soldering in tight areas.
We need to bring things back to the basics: a shitton of sexytime and class solidarity.
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We need to bring things back to the basics: a shitton of sexytime and class solidarity.
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping (Music Video)
YouTube video by scamparoo
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz