The Accidental Philosopher
@accidentalphilo.bsky.social
Where shallow thoughts sometimes swim to the deep end. Find me on Medium: www.medium/.com@theaccidentalphilosopher
It could happen. I’ve seen all the Sharknado movies.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
It could happen. I’ve seen all the Sharknado movies.
“I just wanna drive my truck, drink my beer, and get triggered by libs…”
February 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
“I just wanna drive my truck, drink my beer, and get triggered by libs…”
Maybe Rupert identifies as a cat. Have you thought of that, Mom?
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Maybe Rupert identifies as a cat. Have you thought of that, Mom?
Gooboi!
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Gooboi!
If whale evolution makes you uncomfortable, wait till you see what this guy becomes.
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If whale evolution makes you uncomfortable, wait till you see what this guy becomes.
Dogs are furry antidepressants.
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Dogs are furry antidepressants.
My favvie time of day! 🥧 🍰 🍬 🍫
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
My favvie time of day! 🥧 🍰 🍬 🍫
She’s a purty girl.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
She’s a purty girl.
And she takes a Milk Bone for a tip.
February 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
And she takes a Milk Bone for a tip.
I asked a woman on FB why she thought the Bad Bunny show was so terrible. She said, "Because we live in the US, not Mexico." I had to remind her that BB is from Puerto Rico, an American territory.
Our fellow citizens are getting dumber by the day.
Our fellow citizens are getting dumber by the day.
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I asked a woman on FB why she thought the Bad Bunny show was so terrible. She said, "Because we live in the US, not Mexico." I had to remind her that BB is from Puerto Rico, an American territory.
Our fellow citizens are getting dumber by the day.
Our fellow citizens are getting dumber by the day.
Co-opting Jesus for political gain has been a sport for quite some time. Christians who strive to actually follow his teachings would say he's rolling over in his grave.
Wait a minute...wasn't there something about an empty tomb? 😉
Wait a minute...wasn't there something about an empty tomb? 😉
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Co-opting Jesus for political gain has been a sport for quite some time. Christians who strive to actually follow his teachings would say he's rolling over in his grave.
Wait a minute...wasn't there something about an empty tomb? 😉
Wait a minute...wasn't there something about an empty tomb? 😉
I hope he speaks his whole show in Spanish just to piss MAGA off.
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I hope he speaks his whole show in Spanish just to piss MAGA off.
Sweet kitteh. Sending 💛.
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Sweet kitteh. Sending 💛.