The Accidental Philosopher
@accidentalphilo.bsky.social
Where shallow thoughts sometimes swim to the deep end. Find me on Medium: www.medium/.com@theaccidentalphilosopher
Gooboi!
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Gooboi!
If whale evolution makes you uncomfortable, wait till you see what this guy becomes.
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If whale evolution makes you uncomfortable, wait till you see what this guy becomes.
Apparently even love is woke now. Amazing what counts as offensive these days. #badbunny #superbowl #turningpointusa
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Apparently even love is woke now. Amazing what counts as offensive these days. #badbunny #superbowl #turningpointusa
Lawd, I love gnocchi! Last year my wife and I went on a cooking tour in Italian Switzerland, and one chef made gnocchi from scratch. When I took a bite, my taste buds threw a full-blown Italian wedding—music, dancing, and distant relatives I didn’t even know I had.
February 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Lawd, I love gnocchi! Last year my wife and I went on a cooking tour in Italian Switzerland, and one chef made gnocchi from scratch. When I took a bite, my taste buds threw a full-blown Italian wedding—music, dancing, and distant relatives I didn’t even know I had.
Sherlock Bones solves another one!
February 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Sherlock Bones solves another one!
So happy Strawberrie is in good health so she can resume her movie career!
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
So happy Strawberrie is in good health so she can resume her movie career!
My son’s rural FedEx routes come with some great perks — like meeting this adorable pit bull puppy yesterday. 🐶
Look at that face… 100% derpy gooboi energy. #dogsofbluesky
Look at that face… 100% derpy gooboi energy. #dogsofbluesky
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My son’s rural FedEx routes come with some great perks — like meeting this adorable pit bull puppy yesterday. 🐶
Look at that face… 100% derpy gooboi energy. #dogsofbluesky
Look at that face… 100% derpy gooboi energy. #dogsofbluesky
Yes, I am a child trapped in a grown-up body.
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Yes, I am a child trapped in a grown-up body.
Well, well, well…
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Well, well, well…
I don't envy you guys living up north. This Texas boy is ready to get out of the house and drive on a road without ice.
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I don't envy you guys living up north. This Texas boy is ready to get out of the house and drive on a road without ice.
Watched #OperationMincemeat tonight by firelight. Take that, 18° temps! (Good flick, btw. The Nazis get whipped at Sicily). 👍
January 26, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Watched #OperationMincemeat tonight by firelight. Take that, 18° temps! (Good flick, btw. The Nazis get whipped at Sicily). 👍
#Texas winters like these are beautiful for about 10 minutes…
Then we remember we don’t own snow shovels, rock salt, or common sense on icy roads.
Then we remember we don’t own snow shovels, rock salt, or common sense on icy roads.
January 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
#Texas winters like these are beautiful for about 10 minutes…
Then we remember we don’t own snow shovels, rock salt, or common sense on icy roads.
Then we remember we don’t own snow shovels, rock salt, or common sense on icy roads.
This isn’t satire. This guy is using a dead man for a political endorsement. #politics #charliekirk
Weekend at Bernies, campaign style.
Weekend at Bernies, campaign style.
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This isn’t satire. This guy is using a dead man for a political endorsement. #politics #charliekirk
Weekend at Bernies, campaign style.
Weekend at Bernies, campaign style.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could detach his big blabbermouth like a Mr. Potato Head?
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Wouldn’t it be great if we could detach his big blabbermouth like a Mr. Potato Head?
#Texas is going to have an "icepocalypse" this weekend with sleet, subzero wind chills, the works. This is what our grocery stores look like right now, because apparently we have to stockpile toilet paper & beer like we're prepping for a nuclear winter.
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 PM
#Texas is going to have an "icepocalypse" this weekend with sleet, subzero wind chills, the works. This is what our grocery stores look like right now, because apparently we have to stockpile toilet paper & beer like we're prepping for a nuclear winter.